Big middle finger to all the jerks who almost run me over daily in Metro’s crosswalks. A huge bitch to all the ignorant a-holes who can’t say thank you, you’re welcome. A huge bitch to the dumb girls who can’t walk in their shoes (you so don’t look cute limping and wobbling around) and slowly walk infront of me. Screw you all you disgusting people in the work cafeteria who can’t chew with your mouths clothes. What the hell is wrong with you morons who are still throwing shit on the ground on a daily basis. WTF is wrong with the majority of people. Why can’t you just be nice, to yourself, to others and to the world that didn’t ask to have your fat lazy ignorant asses inhabit it. Oh yeah, how about we take some pro-active approaches to the third generation welfare recepients in the park…you know, like teach them how to use birthcontrol and finish school. argh!!
This article appears in Jun 19-25, 2008.