BFF, I’ve told you many times to stop complaining that your boyfriend doesn’t give you any during that time of the month. Yours lasts about seven days, you tell me, and he won’t have sex with you, not even with a condom on. Can you blame him?! He finds it disgusting, and I do too. I refuse to have sex on my period and mine lasts longer! I’m sick of you saying every month “Aww, it’s been like six days since I last had sex, I don’t think I can take it anymore!” I have a solution for you: GET A VIBRATOR if seven days of abstinence is the worst thing in your life!!! —Can go more than a week without sex and not whine about it
This article appears in Nov 11-17, 2010.
shutup shutup why can’t you just shutup. try that…bjs are the only viable form of rag sex
Maybe he is that good…if your cycle is opposite of hers maybe you should fuck him while she’s on the rag.
Just volunteer next time, maybe that will shut her up
Too much information. ugh. But I like devil girlie’s suggestion… *cackle*
i should live in a treehouse, several times through the moon cycle. ugh is right “looks like were in for nasty weather” in keeping with the situation
C’mon LS we all know you want the friend, bloody or not. LOL
Damn you Eve!
7 days….whoa. Ironically that’s how long it takes to print one copy of “The Sentimentalists”.
I was never bothered by my partner “having the painters in”.
And going 7 days without sex? That’s a cakewalk.
I am also wondering if ole Suckers would hit it while it’s bleeding.
Isn’t it just wonderful when people are controlled by their hormones? It leads them and their friends to post TMI bitches like this. It takes a little effort, but it is possible to think with one’s brain instead of being ruled by one’s genitals. If menstrual sex is that important to this woman then maybe she is with the wrong guy.
TMI?
Would it bother anyone to know that my wife and I have a special towel (an ugly green colour that we don’t use for anything else) that we’ve used for years to protect the sheets during ‘bloody’ sex?
Would you like to know more?
I earned my Red-Wings more than 30 years ago 😉
BLOOD SWORD.
I’ll agree with you on that, OC. My ex-roommate was like that. One time she went on a tirade to us roommates and her bf at the time about a coworker who said three times a week for just fine (for the co-worker and her partner). Roomie went on and on about how “three times a week is unacceptable.” And her trump card for everything was, “I’m getting laid so hah-ha-hahaha.” She’d been active for five years, sucked about 40 dicks and acted like she was the first person in human history to ever have relations with anyone. Got tired fast.
Ragging Shagging – fuck, that’s just plain nasty. The blood’s one thing – (clotsclotsclots) but the empty sardine can smell would keel me over like Brutus after Popeye gives ‘im the ol’ spinach punch.
Well, Christmas is coming, OP. Get her the biggest fake penis you can find.
blood + oxygen = something nasty, no matter what your hygiene level.
I guess tampons help with the smell, but some people don’t like using them. Maybe diva cup would help too, but some people don’t want to handle blood.
Some of us women can get quite horny during our menses. So if you can handle it, no need to butter-up, sugar-cup.
What does a razor have to do with smell? Why are we even talking about this …
Also, 7 day periods. My word. Not hatin’ just considering myself blessed.
Now this is gross, and I’m the one who posted the guide to anal comment. Anal is way cleaner than this shit. Come to think of it, you could refer her to my guide to anal comment, because logically anal sex in the right position with the right, uh precautions, while on your period is possible… I guess
Or hows about telling her to start/switch birth control. More often than not the right pill will cut your bleeding time in half.
Or find a menstruation fetishist online to date instead, they exist.
But it’s really not unreasonable for a guy to not want to fuck while you’re bleeding… because it’s really really gross.
i think your bff may be on another thread…yikes
I too suffer from these stupid 7 day periods…silly me I thougt it was the norm, but everybody I know says it’s like 3-5 days for them. And I am on the pill and it does nothing for my cramps or shortening of the period 🙁
Maybe you should switch pills melectic… 7 days seems like a really long time for a period.
After having a child you can’t have sex for 6 weeks. 7 days is a cakewalk…seriously!
I’ve heard you can have regular non-bloody sex during your period if you use that “instead” cup *shrug*
Some guys are ok with period sex, some aren’t. Same with the ladies. Some are into it, some aren’t, but I think the one who’s not comfortable are the decision makers — if you have one that is and one that isn’t the one who isn’t wins.
To each their own, I guess. I’m not particularly into it, but I have a few friends (male and female) who have no issues. I DO know it can help with cramping, but so can masturbation so tell your friend to get a vibe, op?
Glad I am not the only one who has ever thrown a towel down to save the sheets.
Speaking of periods…anyone else get loopy off of extra strength midol? Works wonders on the cramps, lemmie say, but…holy loop da dee loop loop :S
Don’t take Midol, exercise. Works wonders.
holy sweet fuck.
I’m surprised you all haven’t sync’d up yet.
Please, can we have another 30 odd more comments on this horrific thread.
sure, zZz 😛
Between this thread and the other one, there’s well over 60 comments relating to a woman’s monthly cycle… interesting… I wonder if we are all sync’d up and that’s what’s with this discussion? ;p teasing, zZz.
Exercise does help a lot though. I really notice it if I’m lax on my running, but I’m lucky, there’s only about one day of cramps and then it all wraps itself up in 3-4 days. I’d talk to my doc if it went longer than that – 7 out of every 28 is way too much.
4-5 days max…always 2 days light enough to throw a towel down – but the shower is cleaner – and always a quick fix. 🙂 zZz – u asked for it
The shower is the best option for me, I don’t really enjoy it that time of the month, though my bf doesn’t really mind, he’s kind of spoiled when it comes to bjs.
Man, I am soooo glad to be free of that period shit. Like I said to my kid, hey, don’t despair, you only have another 25-30 years to go!
MY EYES!!!!
THE HORROR
Sweetie, it’s the stuff in your HEAD that make it horrific. 🙂 I’m guess you’re one of those dude who doesn’t enjoy… oh wait, how did mel put it? Riiiiiight…. the blood sword!
I’ve never really had shower sex… I feel deprived. Period sex is ok with me if I’m light, but it’s all up to the guy.
*insert snide comment offering PF shower sex here* 😉
I was just raised a little more on the side of not sharing a certain subset of details of my life with the loonies on the interweb….
personal stays personal with me… and I like it that way.
Next y’all are going to store it for a week so you can compare the quantity of ‘flow’…
and don’t tell me you aren’t thinking about it….. we can hold a pool.
and PF, make sure to have a shower mat in there or you’ll look like the worst, naked figure-skating pair in the world.
oh my
I’m deeply sorry if I offended you, PF.
I’m with zZz: there’s A LOT I refuse to share on the internet 🙂
Not offended… just oh my lol
It isn’t like anyone on here (or almost no one) knows who you really are… you could say whatever you wanted and it wouldn’t really matter. It’s not real life 🙂
C’est vraie. J’aime etre mysterieuse… 🙂 I suppose zZz’s profile is a little more public than some of ours.
indeed…. I’m certain there isn’t a bounty hunter out there after me.
It would take all of 10 mins on the net and PAYDAY.
and kitty, that may be so…
but pants optional parties…
Metro transit pole dancing…
some things people never forget. 😉
wait, I just caught that…
someone with the name ‘Orgasmatron’ apologizing?
that’s just wrong
It’s anonymous…there’s been so many times that someone has made me turn a thousand shades of red reading their comments and then I remember that you have no idea who I am…. and sometimes I’ll share a little more than I ever would in public. I don’t even swear in public…and I squirm when people publicly talk about sex….or anything kinky. I’m a bit of a prude…just since I became a mom I think.
z3 – we know who you are and Pain and Ivan can be easily found so I agree to keep a cork on somethings for sure. I would if anyone knew me on here.
Well that’s a relief. 🙂 And z3 (and anyone else who was wondering), my name is a reference to a Motörhead song/album and it’s not at all what you think it would be about. 😛 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpqPR2Tv5Sc
you’ll always be nerd boy to me 195^^
Oh! I thought you were reverting to your REAL name, and brendon was just a front. Huh, who knew??
S’alright painey. 🙂
RC, I still can’t figure exactly where/what painies business is, give us a decent hint please:)
Just to avoid confusion in the future ralmn, Hugo isn’t my real name.☺
A towel, shower sex, jump in the lake after, watever, if my partner is in the mood, I try to be accommodating.
Great – now I have the Cherry Cool-Aid Man going Ohhhhh Yheaaa, stuck in my head.
the bear is off limits…but he loves listening to me prattle on about youse guys and your posts…paingirl is not my real name. it means bread. that picture was right on hugo. i cannot in good conscience bring the bear into the thread that neverends
HINT? I could oblige, who goes first?
please don’t puss. i don’t want it to turn into twenty questions…i have given up enough^^
Ha! I guess that it was bread ages ago…. glad to see I’m a bit brighter than I look. 🙂
So, z3 – the combination of both threads is up over 100 now, isn’t that exciting??? ha ha.
Pants optional PARTIES? Try pants optional lifestyle. If I could outlaw pants I would. Fucking things are just so uncomfy. I guess the same goes for skirts too. I’m more of a “if I could go shopping in my underwear, I would” kinda gal….and hay, most stores I’ve been to that have the “no shirt, no shoes, no service” signs on the doors say nothing about wearing pants. So theoretically, does that mean I don’t really HAVE to wear pants to go shopping?
I’ve always wondered that myself. What would they say? What COULD they say? No worse than wearing bikini bottoms..
I double dog dare you to try it
No worries, by Happy PG:)
Prettykitty, if your going to go shopping in your knickers, be prepared that you’ll make walmarts most infamous. Just a heads up^ kid:)
pants aren’t that uncomfortable. Get some sweats.
La fille du pain, eh? *insert cheesy French laugh here*
I now see Painey with a strip of white paint spilled down her back and Pepe LePew attempting to seduce her.
“Oui Oui ma petite turtledove. Come with me to ze Casbah”
i loves me the looney tunes. mornin ivan
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/32…
Non means NON!, Monsiuer le Sqink. Mornin’ Painey. Rawk.
I stopped reading this for a while so sorry for bringing the “p” word up again …but in response to PurpleFire; I’ve been on the same pill for like 6 years now and it’s always been the same and I haven’t gotten pregnant so I’m too afraid to switch, as I’m sure I’d gain a bunch of weight and break out and all those other horrible symptoms, none of which I have gotten on this pill so I’m stickin’ with it <3. Longer periods just means I have a longer time to not worry about shaving my legs or looking my best for teh boy ;D not that it really matters how I look... I swear all I have to say is "fuck" and BOING. It's such a nice change from having boyfriends with erectile difficulties ;D. I must say I'm very good at faking now because of them though!
I love that paingirl means bread girl!! That’s awesome, I like you more and more everyday! I love bread so much! That’s it, a bread maker is also going on the Christmas list….and maybe a treadmill too…
what’s the matter? don’t have a clothes rack?
lol…your so funny. I would never waste money on exercise equipment or gym memberships….I have learned my lesson in the past…..I was just saying cause I want that pie maker and a bread maker that maybe my fat ass should want a treadmill….but chasing a 3 year old around takes it off pretty quick.
there will be homemade cookies at the shop after december the 1st. thanks rc, tho my brain hurts sometimes and various bendy parts^^
It’s ok melectric, some pills can be a BITCH. The first pill I was on was tri cyclen and before then I had never had one menstrual cramp in my life and I thought I was going to die the cramping was so bad. I’ve been on a host of them and the only one that really worked well was yasmin, but it makes your sex drive go down the drain because it lowers your testosterone levels so six and one half dozen of the other, I guess.
Anyway, ever since that fucking tri cyclen I’ve cramped like a bitch. It sucks 🙁
Also: hah, people of walmart. My ass is too hot to end up on there 😉 ahaha.
According to the laws of the internet, PK, I have to say “Pics or it didn’t happen.” 😛
I’m not posting a pic of my ass on the internet, lol.
And yes, I wear pants in public. But only because I’m forced to. By law.
How old are you pk? Legit question, just curious.
Nice Donk…. Clueless…
I think she’s 28 – I think she said before
Tricyclen is the one I’m on now :P. I just haven’t had any weight gain or break outs or severly unwanted babes so I think I’ll stick with it. Oh I guess it has screwed with my emotions possibly, or maybe that’s just me but I’m leaning toward blaming it on the pill :D. Yasmin lowers sex drive? Is that why it’s considered birth control? Lawlll. That wouldn’t go over well with teh horny boyfriend.
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and the thread continues….
:-[
Oh are we supposed to stop talking? I did not get the memo ;D
having the boy nearly killed me, so only one for me. luckily he is a keeper^^^
Haha, no, anti androgos like yasmin (and yaz) work on your testosterone levels which is why they’re great for women with PCOS because they balance out the higher levels of testosterone in the body. But in women without a high level of testosterone it can lower your sex drive because apparently that’s one of the hormones that controlls your sex drive. Not sure what tri cyclen works on, but I know you have pills that’ll work on testosterone, progesterone and estrogen…and all are good for different things…and all have different levels of hormones in them (low dose, med dose, high dose, etc…). I know diane, for example isn’t even approved for BC in canada, just for skin issues because the hormone levels are dangeriously high (and women have died using it), but it’s given out for BC anyway. It can be a real battle finding a pill that’s right for you, and most docs won’t switch things up until after 3 months to account for your body adjusting to them…AND when you’ve been on for a while and come off, sometimes it can take over a year to get back to “normal.” Friend of mine had irregular periods for over a year after she stopped taking the pill (she had been on it for over 9 years), and is finally back to normal after countless OBGYN appointments and ultrasounds/tests (that showed there was nothing wrong with her).
Anyway…
I’m on synphasic which is a pretty mild estrogen-progest combo, apparently. Been on the same pill for, uh, 12 years. Yikes! I worry about taking it for too long but my doctor assures me since I’m healthy not to worry, I shouldn’t have problems later. No effect on my sex drive either. teehee.
Wow I’m glad I don’t have to deal with any of that. 😛
yeah you guys have mr. happy☆
Eh, the only thing that sucks about irregular periods is not knowing when it’s going to come…which can result in some annoying situations.
If they ever get off their asses and produce the male pill, I’ll be on it.
I can’t get a vasectomy, because I haven’t “fathered” yet, stupid reason.
Yeah right. Just wait til Mr Happy decides he’s “working to rule”. And you wonder why we call it a “prick” >:(
Oh yes, please – I think a male pill would be great too. That way my poor ovaries could get a break for a couple of years before they start producing.
http://www.aerosmile.com/obscenies/MrHappy…
I have an IUD. I haven’t had a period that lasted more than a day for over a year. I get 2 hours of definite PMS. I’d get my tubes tied if they’d let me (they don’t do it on childless young women, hmm thought it was my body my choice?) but actually, having an almost non-existent period is even better.
getting your tubes tied is really pain free and outpatient. they don’t do them on young women tralala because they assume you’ll change your mind. it’s your body to a point but not when it comes to breeding. i didn’t think iud’s were still around
They pulled the same shit on a friend of mine’s husband. They had their little girl in their early 20s and didn’t want anymore. When the husband was 22 or 23 he sought out a vasectomy because they definitely didn’t want any more kids and they wouldn’t do it. They said he was too young and might change his mind. HA! Maybe it’s just NS, because when they moved to ontario they did the procedure no problem (he was 26-ish, maybe?)
yep Paingirl, Actually, sorry that was my typo, mine is an IUSystem with the small amounts of hormones that you keep inside for 5 years. they’re usually under the brand name Mirena, not the copper contraptions from the 70s that were risky.
I’ve always known kids weren’t for me, at 26 most of the females I know have already expressed their wish for kids but I’m one of those who don’t know what to do with a baby when it’s handed to you except say “hi” and then hand it off to the next person like it’s a ticking time bomb.
Know what, tralala?? I swear, I was the exact same way! I had the appt and everything to get my tubes tied. My Dr. was really understanding and at the time I was married, had a stepson, etc, etc. But I didn’t end up going through with it (I was a bit scared of the surgery bit), so just put it off, and I’m glad I did. I think I would be happy with a baby now. Not saying you’ll change your mind! Only you know that – but it’s funny how mine changed. I’m pretty thankful I’m a wimp these days when I can see myself as a mom. Unfortunately, I’ll be one of those moms in her 30s. Oh well.
i know lots of folks who are kidless. they made choices and are happy. when you said iud, i did think of those metal monstrosities
The metal contraptions are still around, PG! A lot of insurance companies won’t cover mirena, only the regular wire ones…
Which, from the number of IUD babies I know, are seemingly useless.
Also: I think I heard somewhere that mirena’s usually only given to women who have had babies (from the ad on tv?) OR was that those stupid diaphrams? Yeah, I can just imagine being all “oh, hold on a second, gotta go put my cervical cap on brb” in the throws of passion. Heh.
I mean, at least with a condom you can have SOME “fun” putting it on…sheeze
Wtf Phurst, you have fathered no small people!? I’m kind of upset by this. Get on it.
oh lord, why hast thou forsaken me, and not let these horny honies find me, holy fuck already. here i am, come and get it.
You sure picked the wrong week to go hunting, Suckster – snicker. Maybe the OB will give you a repeat performance next month ☺, or even better, Annie can tell us a few more of her hunting fantasies.
Donk; when I was young, I knew I wouldn’t make a good father. When I was in my 30s’, anytime I started to feel paternal, I just visited friends with kids, the feeling always went away 😉
Now that I would make a half-assed decient dad, I’m too old. Have I ever mentioned that I love irony?
damn it all people, don’t keep teasing the suckster with all this wanna do on the rag things, give me a fucking mail. DAMN THE BLOOD FLOOD, FULL PECKER RAMMING SPEED AHEAD.