I work with you and that’s where our relationship begins and ends. What annoys the shit out of me is how you ‘tag’ along after me or our other co-workers on breaks and lunch without asking whether you can or not. Look, you’re a nice guy for a Bible thumper but I really have nothing in common with you. I let you come with me once and you absolutely bored the shit out of me about your fucking church. Besides, maybe I want to go look at the porn mags at Paper Chase. Please don’t make me be rude to you. The last thing I want to do is see your whipped puppy looking balefully at me. Get a clue, PLEASE!
This article appears in Apr 17-23, 2008.
Take him along to look at the porn mags. He might actually have something in common at that point. Of course you could actually tell him you prefer some alone time and he might take the hint. Doubt he’ll read it on here and clue in.
do not say anything rude. If you do, these people will get testy. Apparently you arent allowed to cuss old people, or religious ones.
See now Homie, thats the kind of sarcasm that will win you the admiration of your peers on this site… Well Done!!!
*looks around for approval from the form vultures that attack anyone that doesnt joke around*Did i do good? Huh floyd? huh? Did i? *face goes blank to give you the “really? did you think i want your love look?”*