I was minding my own business the other day just doing some shopping at the local grocery store. I was in the pet food isle. When this “300 pound fat ass decided she would “crank” one out three feet ahead of me. Needless to say, I couldnt avoid the onslaught! Due me a favor ya friggin tanker, say excuse me instead of laughing about it with your other fat ass girlfriend! PIG!
This article appears in Apr 24-30, 2008.
Skinny people also cut them.Pigs come in every size.
Touche!
That’s disgusting… I got in an empty elevator the other day, and someone had OBVIOUSLY just farted – it smelled like a perm – then the elevator stopped one floor down and the person who got on for sure thought it was me who did it… stupid fart and dashers…
I love doing drive by’s at the food court. Walking and silently farting and watching to see who gets blamed in my wake……..Always good times. Sometimes i have seen some innocent men get hounded by wives for the smell they attruibuted to thier men.
Homie, I can see that your contributions in the real world are on par with your contributions on this site…
Floyd, have I told you lately you’re a funny fuck?
No, but thanks qwert… coming from you, my favourite poster, that means a lot…
QWERTY, Your first comment made me laugh my ass off… hahaha.. still laughing… fart dashers… That also reminds me of heading into a publich washroom, after someone has clearly just unloaded their lunch, and you are the only one in there, innocently washing your hands as fast as possible so someone doesnt come in and think it was you… (and someone ALWAYS comes in :(But hey, I’d rather smell shit in a public bathroom, then step in some human shit in the commons!!