You need refugee status like a fat kid needs a cubic meter of cheesecake.
There’s currently about 59,000 people in the queue for refugee status in Canada. It’s a long, slow process for those waiting. A good chunk of this group could tell horrifying stories of war, torture, ethnic cleansing, being detained in awful conditions for your political or religious beliefs, etc. I’m certain they’d burst into tears after hearing your story. Oh my God – your lawyer and your accountant are out for your money – California is such a cruel and dangerous place for an has-been actor.
I hope our authorities do the right thing, put an end to this farce/publicity stunt of yours and send your ass right back to the States to face justice.
You’re nothing but a self-important prick. Every minute immigration officers spend on your file is done at the expense of people who actually ARE facing a crisis. A real one.
Fuck you. —Where do I sign up to become a “Star Whacker” ?
This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2010.


perhaps his portrayal of lenny took it’s toll…that boy is tetched in the head
Hopefully we can slow the process down to a dead stop. Heck we just let 400+ Tamil tigers into the country under “refugee” status after they exaggerated their stories.
Randys’ stories are as believable as some of the people who get approved. One locally comes to mind.
Guess you know information that no one else in the public has access to, Sebastard…and of course you were on the ground in Sri Lanka to witness all 400 of them take part in terrorist activities, and you heard all their personal stories (therefore you can state that they exagerrated on all accounts). At this stage I think they’re probably still doing background checks on them and don’t have a status yet…but hey, you seem to know something we don’t.
I’m certainly not saying they all deserve to be here but a comment like this shows a level of bigotry that is in the same ballpark as the Jesus freaks who are still pushing proposition 8 in California…friends of yours, right?
What “kind” would that be Nice Goin? I bet you don’t even have the guts to say it and that must irk you to no end. LOL. Come to the parade next year why don’t you? Just make sure you stay in the Bear section.
NGF- I dont’ even really find your comments funny anymore… a lot of them are too ignorant when it comes to LGBT. I know you say it’s just because it’s Sebastien… but using the word “faggot” in a derogatory manner is wrong no matter what and the above comment is actually disheartening.
As much as I love NGF and as much as he’s my bff, I have to agree with you, PF. Sadly, NGF’s quite open about LGBT issues, but on here he lets his hatred for a certain poster cloud his judgement re: commenting on other posters’ comments. He’s clearly doing himself no favours. I dislike said poster just as much, but personal attacks and changing your opinion you’ve already stated just because someone you dislike agrees with your opinion makes you look like a jerk.
Love ya, NGF, but sometimes…you take things too far.
Thank you PurpleFire and Pretty Kitty (see I can say thank you). NiceGoinFat’s open and vocal hatred of LGBT persons does nothing to improve his persona. What is the cause of his blatant hatred? It surely can’t be me and me alone. Maybe attending a gay pride parade would be a good idea for him?
but seb, you do the same thing to people who don’t own cars and are chubby. i think you two were made for each other
It’s the Gore Vidal/Truman Capote feud of our little duchy. A veritable Algonquin Round Table of wit and repartee.
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I still think you are an ass Sebastian… what have fat people ever done to you? I don’t like the way you make cruel comments about them either. But, I never think anyone should make fun of or belittle people because of their sexual orientation. Sebastien, you’re a douche because you’re a douche, not because you’re gay.
What PF said.
Well said, PF.
I liked the Last Picture Show because Cybill Shepherd shows her titties – where is she now, Jenny Craig spokesthingy? – infomercialler? – rehab?
Sebastian, I would say it your face if I knew you in person and I stand by what I said on here. I don’t care if it gets deleted constantly or if PF and PK don’t care for them. You bring it on yourself, cigarette. Maybe I’d spit in your face also.
I’m not homophobic by any means but I get tired of reading your stupid bullshit and feel like calling you what you are: a six-letter F-word that rhymes with “stagette.” If some people don’t like that particular word I simply do not care.
If you can talk about overweight people, hate on females for being female, hate ethnic minorities and make stupid comments about them then you can take a little bit of your own medicine sometimes. Stop being a fucking crybaby and be the masculine gay you claim and try so hard to be, ‘man’.
Yeah, but haven’t you heard, NGF: it’s socially acceptable to rag on fat people. And gay folks ragging on “breeders” and how “gross” women are is kinda like how it’s alright for people who aren’t white to call white people “crackers.”
Good GOD just stfu Sebastard and NGF, already. BOTH of you!