this is for the person that lives on my floor that is slightly older than everyone else. PLEASE GROW THE FUCK UP. Honestly you piss everyone off and no one likes you, you’re rude and you’re fat and you talk shit about all your friends. When I first met you I thought you were decent but you have proven me wrong and honestly no one can stand you anymore. No one cares about your stupid boyfriend, or how often you drink, or how cool your friends are back where you’re from. In fact you act like you are the smartest, most amazing girl to ever exist but you’re stupid and I can’t see you becoming anything worthwhile anytime soon. Please just go away because no one wants you in this building anyways.
This article appears in Apr 10-16, 2008.


“you’re rude and you’re fat and you talk shit “…interesting that ‘fat’ was written with as much contempt as ‘rude’ and ‘talk shit’.
irony here….calling someone fat behind thier back’s and saying that “everyone hates you” is just as childish and immature as the person that you are not liking at the moment. Perhaps there is a more grown manner you could have used. As it stands, you are just as big a wally as the person that you are talking about