Dear mobile speed bumps and pace cars – Stop being such hypocrites. Did you put that sticker on your back bumper for 15 minutes of glory only to forget that it was there? I would try and catch up to tell you what idiots you are but that would mean I was speeding too. Do us all a favour and pull the stick out of your ass. —Concerned Citizen
This article appears in Oct 21-27, 2010.
I’m surprised you found someone going over the speed limit with one of those stickers…every time I find one they are going 10-20 km/hr under the speed limit…maybe someone slapped the sticker on as a joke…until they hit someone…wouldn’t that look bad…
I always see them going faster than me – faster than the speed limit! They tack those stickers on their cars when a child dies in a car accident and then forget about it.
when they total their ride, and you are close to them, then you can tell them, in person, if they are still breathing, as you place your knee on their chest.
Why are you reading bumperstickers? Pay attention to the road, all bumperstickers should be banned. Besides, what kind of white trash mentality thinks that cheesy one liners stuck to the bumper of a piece of shit car provokes any thought?
Religious bumper stickers make me want to rear end them just to see if they actually follow their holy book’s words. /evil grin
I just saw an accident on Quinpool on the way home. Front damage on the Civic, right rear portion dented and the wheel looking crooked on the expensive looking SUV. Please drive defensively people.
Know the easiest way to spot an inbred moron? See if he’s got a bumper sticker.
I am willing to say this with confidence, if you have a bumper sticker you’re too stupid to express your views, so you get a tacky sticker to do it for you.
My favorite is “Go ahead and pass you’re paying for the gas”
Pass ’em every time cackling to myself.
I just saw this “speed bump” sticker for the first time and it was on a car abandoned on the 102…saw it 2 days in a row.
I couldn’t figure out what the sticker meant unless they were going to drag it out on the highway where they had been doing construction to slow people down.
I hate the religious ones, too. My BF will crank the Black Sabbath as I give them devil horns as we pass.
I often see a “mobile speed bump” Cobalt on the 103 daily….it drives 90km/hr when it’s single lane, but when a passing lane comes, the driver speeds up to 110km/hr to prevent anyone from passing. The speed limit is 100km/hr….maybe they are averaging the overall speeds.