To the pubic hair in my soap. Get the fuck out. You’re ugly and annoying and starting to piss me off.
I tried to dig you out but ended up with blobs of soap under my nails and you squirmed around, burrowing like a fucking groundhog and seem to be permanently imbeded in what used to be a glorious hunk of soapy goodness.
Now that I’m out of handwash I wanted to put the soap by the sink but what if I have guests? Do I introduce you as my new roommate? “Guests, this is Pube, he is very clean but stubborn” I’m going to dig you out with a knife asshole!
oh, and why are you gray? Thanks for reminding me that I’ve started to go gray…somewhere. I’m scheduling a wax so you don’t have a family reunion. —Bald is Beautiful
This article appears in Oct 14-20, 2010.
Try shaving. Problem solved.
Body wash?
I guess OP wanted to be cute and funny but it was simply gross, especially because I was eating my breakfast when I saw the first line of this bitch.
So, Scott, are you coming to the big chili cook-off this weekend?
well then, shave the shit out you fucking fool.
Brian: What the hell are you doing?
Stewie: Eeeh, not much really. Just me and my pubes, haaaangin’ out.
Brian: Oh Dear God.
hay suckster — what happened to the avatar of the wee one? I miss that 🙁
this reminds of the overly amorous shower curtain bitch
A- This made me throw up in my mouth a little…thanks asshole.
B- Get the liquid soap for your sink, no one likes using those bars.
C – Just buy a new bar of F’n soap…. throw out the bar and pube.
Ewww…hope it’s not a ginger sneaking into your bathroom to play with the bar of soap.
Get a trimmer or a razor… or something, please
Shave and a haircut – two bits!
Real chicks answers got my vote.
A bottle of soft soap , & no mess to clean up, you can buy big bottles of the stuff, & always be able to refill your little container, its cleaner , no soap build up in the dish etc.
Just a better way to do it.
Ewwwwww… pubic hair. Gillette’s got a solution for that!
DUDE.
you know that useless hotline they have on products (like toothpaste or deodorant) for questions or concerns?
This is the time to use that hotline buddy….
give ’em an earful.
OP, obviously a moron. So many solutions, clearly you just wanted everyone on here to know about your biggest problem in life. Its fucking soap! Toss it, buy more. Why not shave or have your bush waxed.
“have your bush waxed” oh my hahaha
at least it was their own….
Wait a minute. Was OP applying the soap directly onto the public region????? OMG /puke
And I just spelled pubic wrong. It just isn’t in my regular vocabulary I guess.
If you don’t sneak into OP’s bathroom there won’t be ginger pubes, sebastian.
Newtie: only strippers, nudists and exhibitionists have public hair…hehehe!
lol Oceanchick…well, better than misspelling public something as pubic something I guess. Pubic washroom, pubic phone, pubic …well you get the idea.
If you’re in public relations, the worst mistake you can make is calling the ‘public’ ‘pubic’…..heh. ‘pubic relations’ ROFLZ
really ntsnth this recent facination with potty humour is quite below you and if we are to remain as ummm whatever the hell we are than it must stop 🙂
Umm ok martym, no more potty humour…but then what else is left to joke about? 😀
for god sake, don’t joke about gay people!!
Can we joke about shiny, happy people? Because , honestly, doncha just friggin’ hate ’em?
Ya, I mean, there they are walking around, all smiles, and “hellos” and nice and shit. Fuck them. Grrrrr….
Yeah! Grrrrrrrr…. >; )
I want to open an oyster petting zoo…
you can go and pet and feed the cuddly oysters.
and holy shit, we have catbook as a side project on here.
If by “pet” you mean slather them with Tabasco and peppered vodka with a squeeze of lemon and them slide them down your gullet – I am so there.
Bring it. Mmmm…. oysters…. *(homer simpson gargle…)*
Hey!
you can’t EAT them… they’re there for petting and watching.
You don’t go to a pony petting zoo to eat the ponies do you?
you sick fuck….
WHY NO – NEVER!. That’s just ridiculous.
*Note to self – delete recipe for Cheval Bourguignon from MyDocuments at earliest convenient moment)
mmm oysters rockefeller *drool*
Oyster Po-boy on a fresh baguette with creole mayo. Das some good eatin’ , chere.
this bagel doesn’t taste so good no more^^
Ivan’s pussy cat is le cute and the orange one too.
Merci Donk. You gotta squint your eyes and imagine her about three times wider for a more accurate picture but she is an awfully sweet natured wee beastie.
*Beam* Proud Poppa.
Ugh, oysters, might as well just hork up a luggie. They taste about the same. Oysters only use is filtering out toxins, ask Bill Murray :>)
Yummy sounding recipes here; http://www.metro.ca/recettes/46/horse-meat…
after watching my parental units, sucking raw snots (oysters) for decades, i prefer them cooked. that movie has the best barf scene ever hg
Thanks for the recipes Hugo – now I’m thinking of the ep. of “All In The Family” when Meathead and Gloria served horse steaks and Edith couldn’t stop thinking of Mr. Ed.^^^
…also any number of “Sharpe” novels when the lads dine on freshly carved rump steak fried in axle grease in a French Cuirrassier’s breast plate. Yum.
PG how about some Prairie Oysters.
All In The Family eh… your grey is showing…
😉
did they have color TV back then for y’all Ivan???
or did you have to take acid for that…
Hey, that’s elder abuse – and that’s just wrong. >; )
mmm, not so much timothy. just because you can eat something doesn’t mean you should, but wtf we eat every other part. watch it zZz, i’m older than ivan^^
gee zZz, get you decades right. Colour TV came out in the ’60s, All In The Family was from the ’70s.
The Acid was better then too.
for you Tim http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4mqCDakVQ
pg – you’re older than Ivan?
Ivan, what colour is your hair?
” You’re ugly and annoying and starting to piss me off.” Maybe your pube thinks you’re ugly and decided to jump ship.
Hugo – only by a couple of months. Mostly dark brown – with a touch of grey. The wife likes it. >; ) Bonus points if you can identify the commercial that’s lifted from.
…D’OH! Well played worthy adversary. Well played indeed. >; )
Sounds like grecian formula, I’m too vain to use that 🙂 lots of grey
grey is good. stay away from the hair paint
Yeppers, grey is sexy. ;~)
Beautiful thick soft grey curly hair 🙂 & just a couple of years older than paingirl and Ivan
I thought that pubic hair was being saved for flossing? Ya, know its thick and STRONG?
I didn’t make that up folks. I read it on LTWWB a while back?
Maybe, Yes or No?
Hey Hugo – “5 minute for looking so good”
I too, go the natural route and do not tamper with nature’s ongoing degradation of my corpus delecti.
The one, the only – Maurice Rocket Richard.
“…an’ dat night, i pray to God to send a ‘undred million mot’ to eat up my Toronto Maple Leaf sweddur.”
That one goes out to habs fans in general, and one Lady of the Ocean in particular.
Le Screeeeeee!
goleafyhabsgo. apologies to the bear/boy…they both lost. i coloured my hair once t’home. gross. the grey is my friend. i still need to find a harf and harf sweddur^^
I’m sure everybody has seen this, but here it is anyway 🙂
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jan2004/Lea…
Ahhhhh….every second Friday, is Saturday.
oh dear, Hugo, I have never seen that – dear god.
I have been a life long leafs fan, realizing that they really suck, and will cheer for other teams too… but, still, that’s funny.
Coffe on the moniter. thanks Hugo. Now mayber Dunder-Mifflin will replace my Kommodorski-SixtyFourski.
thats just fucking gross……you really shouldn’t share the soap you use on your body with guests…….that’s just fucking gross