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Hey Oprah! Next time you feel the need to make grilled cheese
sandwiches on national TV maybe you could choose a better grill mate than convicted felon Martha Stewart. Maybe then your sanctimonious posturing at other times wouldn’t seem so hypocritical. —Cheesed
This article appears in Oct 14-20, 2010.
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whatever she got convicted of insider trading ; something 1000’s of other wall street types basically do for a living duuh !
See how pretty that was? It’s a good thing…
She is not exactly Sammy “the Bull” Gravano here…
Thats the problem with busy bodies like the OP. They can just toss around big scary terms like ” conviction felon” like they are all the same.
You gotta admit – nobody does grilled cheese on a radiator like Martha. And a handful of ass-smuggled caper berries thrown in at the end of the fermentation process makes her Pruno sublime.
I like Martha. The end.
yeah, but martha did say she was sorry. so that makes it alright now, even clinton said hee was sorry, and all the politicos that got their caught in the cookie jars of our pockets. so now everything is just fine and dandy o.p.
Mmm grilled cheese…mmmmmm
I’d be more concerned with the violent criminals and sex offenders running about loose than Martha Stewart. She just seems like a nice, old, and slightly confused, rich lady who’s not in touch with the masses. Surely there are better things to bitch about.
I don’t put ham in my grilled cheese because it sweats the bread and makes it soggy. I like using huge slices of bread, buttered on both sides and processed cheese.
I have a deep-seated loathing of Oprah.
I share your loathing. I have a special kind of hatred for Oprah….
she’s on my list of people I would punch in the mouth if I ever met them…. she’s right under Ben Mulroney.
Grilled cheese on the other hand… nothing but love.
quest, if you don’t want the bread to sweat then sandwich the ham with cheese.
you can never have enough cheese.
speaking of….
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/06/gr…
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
that certainly looks tastier than that monstrosity from fucktucky chicken. please dear friends be kind to your colon
I actually tried a double down the other day. It was an interesting experience, though not one I intend to replicate anytime soon.
I’m debating going in on one with a few people….
so we all can say we tried it but don’t eat a half day’s worth of calories in 6 bites.
Now give the big chocolate dipped bulldozer her credit. She’s nurtured a massive hive of sassy, middle-aged, cheescake-assimilating She-Borg and hardwired them to automatically purchase any book with “Eat”, “Pray”, “Love”, “Women”, “Food” or “God” in the title.
>:0
Sweet Jesus, KILL HER NOW!
i like mary walsh as martha and dave chapelle’s version of oprah is heehaw
The blond on History Bites did a good Martha.
“Now remember, when making candles you must use the best sperm whale oil and not oily whale sp…”
Ever try the kraft grilled cheese slices, guys? Heaven. ^__^
…even better if you double up *blush*
i enjoy reubens…ya know they call that “american” cheese – kitty with the green turtleneck^^
What happened to Martha’s eyes? Oprah had a severe case of the munchies on that episode. I think she wants to go out with a bang on her final episode so she’s bulking up.