This is aimed at an office building restaurant downtown. Since your old cook left (happily because you’re such a cheap prick), the quality of your food has gone down the tubes. Your sandwiches have no taste, your soups are watery and also tasteless and despite having different kinds of muffins, they all taste exactly the same. While the quality of your food has nosedived, your prices took a huge jump in the New Year. I had to throw out two lunches because they were so fucking bad. Good thing Scotia Square is nearby. I wish your food was as good as your staff. They are amazing to put up with your cheap shit.
This article appears in Feb 7-13, 2008.


Did the place in question ever win a Coast award?
umm yo asshole i wouldn’t eat there that often if i thought the food sucked, so i guess more power to ya if you still eat there and complain dipshit