Just wanted to send a big thanks to the Chronicle Herald, and a big FUCK YOU to the majority of the bouncers in Halifax. For the people who have no idea what i”m talking about, the Herald recently published a story talking about the amount of bad publicity this city has gotten because of the bouncers being douchebags.
Its about fucking time that some of these power-tripped bouncers get in check and realize that they are JUST bouncers and this AIN’T LA and Paris Hilton and Britney Fucking Spears isn’t going to be walking through those doors.
You get paid just as much as I do. And I serve you your fucking coffee. Get over yourself.
This article appears in Jan 31 – Feb 6, 2008.
Lesson here: Don’t trust anyone who is as wide as they are tall.
Matt, I think Ellbee was agreeing with you for once.Either way… Bouncers in HFX are out of control.
I think matt’s first brain cell has finally consumed his second one.
Oh, my Gawd, that was so fucking funny I forgot to laugh.
matt ‘s sucking Ellbee’s dead skunk anusand vice versa.aw , come on…is that the best you two can do?next thing we know is Ellbee’s secretly sending valentine’s kisses to matt incognito 😛
Has anyone else noticed that bouncers always seem to be butt-ugly? Maybe it has something to do with those thick necks, shaved heads, and goatee’s.
And they have that extremely bulky look to their bodies, where it looks like they’ve swallowed too many steroids and scarfed too many Bigmacs; big, old slack muscles! But they think they look so tough!
Mmmm, thick, pimply necks and red, beefy faces! Yum! I don’t think they shave their heads…. they’re just bald!
They’re bullies who are all brawn and no brain. Bouncers who act like idiots are just that. They cannot get jobs because they lack grey matter in their skulls. They get their rocks off by beating up on others who cannot fight back. It’s damn time they’re made an example of!