To the drunk piece of crap who was at “Defending The Caveman” Saturday night. Next time you go to a comedy show or play, do everyone a favour and shut the fuck up. You ruined the night for people who sat in every row around you and had to listen to you yelling at your date a) you want another drink, b) you had to pee and c) asking your date why he isn’t attracted to you. (Go figure?!!). You made a complete fool out of yourself and the guy you were with who, if he has any pride, dumped your fat ass right after the show. The only enjoyment we got was when you started crying after the security guard told you to shut up or leave. Do us all a favour and stay home next time with a case of beer and box of donuts, you fat drunken bitch.
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2008.


Get off the obesity thing already.
I definitely agree with Holly about the obesity thing, it’s not fair to judge this person on that, but I also think she deserved to be told to shut up…in fact I wish the security guard kicked her redneck rear end out the door!!
Ahhh .. interesting.We can’t call her “fat” .. but we can call her a “redneck”?
i was mocking her behavior not her appearance…big difference
I honestly don’t care what anyone calls her .. I just consider mocking to be mocking .. regardless of what you’re mocking.Lets agree to disagree and just call her a “Fat Redneck” shall we? lol
sorry sorry very unPC of me…
i do apologize for using the word redneck, it is degrading and i shouldn’t have used it…but i should point out i was referring to her behavior and that alone, NOT her education, looks, speech patterns, etc…that fact is she was acting in a very obnoxious manner and was upsetting the people around her, you don’t seem to acknowledge that….. BTW, I’m not saying if i’m fat or not, but you’re being no better than me if even saying that…hmmmmm??????
Sorry Matt, but the adjective ‘fat’ refers to a physical state of being, where ‘redneck’ refers to an attitude. Calling someone fat as if to insult who they are makes no sense. Lots of nice people are fat. Calling someone a redneck implies they are ignorant, backwards-thinking..etc. So Fred is not a hypocrite.
Ok Matt, I’ll explain it in simpler terms for you. I didn’t say calling someone fat WASN”T insulting. Did you see that typed anywhere?? I said it made no sense to call someone ‘fat’ with the intention to insult WHO they are as a person. redneck, however, would apply in this case, so your accusation of Fred being a hypocrite for using the term is stupid.
Matt, was the jab at my weight really necessary??? You are being a hypocrite for insulting me after ragging on me for insulting someone else. YES I AM FAT ARE YOU HAPPY NOW??? FOR THE LAST TIME I CALLED HER A REDNECK BECAUSE OF HER BEHAVIOUR!!!!! Self righteous people like you who think they know it all are so annoying, you have a problem my friend please get professional help!!! Leo thank you for trying to correct Matt it’s nice to know there are clear headed people in this world!!!