Thanks to the cowardly little bastards who cut the shit out of my hand. It’s great to be out of work and not able to do what I love. I hope Jesus cuts off your dick. —Happy

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  1. Sorry about your hand kid, nerve dammage is a real bitch. Not your dominant hand I hope.

    FYI – Jesus does not cut off dicks….that would be Muhammad.

  2. scuse me, but these punks have no dicks, see, they have no balls to go one on one, hence no dicks. so o.p., what did the cops do, take a statement, tell you they’ll look into, and fucked off, right so far? there are rovers out there every night, hoping to find these assholes. just be a little more patient, their time is soon coming. and i just hope, that the cops will be looking the other way then, too.

  3. Totally off topic but, I read this on another forum…some guy has a tattoo on his private area saying “d*ck”. I said, he had to tattoo that on because people couldn’t figure out what it was??? 😀

    Col. Ivan, fungus fungi…dingus dingi? Yeah, I don’t know what it has ‘ there either.

  4. tattoos of faces can be very disturbing. poorly rendered ones especiallyhttp://www.ugliesttattoos.net/search/label/Portraits

  5. i am tickety-boo. i don’t enjoy laughing at others misfortune but those portrait tattoos are good for a giggle…sunday sweet sunday

  6. Painey’s right about face tattoos. If you are at all concerned about where society is headed, get a Jebus face tattooed on your chest by a real amateur artiste.
    If the Christers take over, you’re in like Flynn. If the Bolshies take over, tell them it’s Che. If the Dawkins types take over, tell them it’s one of the Geico cavemen.
    You’ve got all the bases covered.
    Unless the mozzies take over and then, we’re pretty much buggered whatever we do.

  7. I had to look it up 🙁

    Dinguses.

    PG – do you see the guy that got a radio stations’ logo tattooed on his forehead? Thought he was going to win $100k.

  8. You can buy tasers on eBay now. They are great for self-defence….plus it would be hilarious to see swarmers doing the horizontal twitchies.

  9. yeah i remember that hugo, apparently you can get semi-permanent tats? and use your body as advertising space. puts a whole new twist on “this space for rent”

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