The most annoying thing in the world is waiting for an elevator, we can all agree on this. What really bugs me is the one guy who right up against the elevator door waiting for it to ope is so impatient that he can’t wait to see if there is anyone getting off. Move to the fucking side! I’m tired of the elevator door opening and a guy just charging at you with no consideration.
This article appears in Jan 10-16, 2008.
Seen that a lot lately. Everyone’s in such a fucking rush – could the fate of the world hinge on whether they are the first one inside or what?? Wanna bet this is the same guy who blows his horn behind you if you stop for a pedestrian?
I am so with you! This has been a pet peeve of mine for years, along with people who get into the elevator, and say the floor number to whoever is closest to the buttons. No please, no thank you, just the expectation that all those around you exist merely to serve you.
I’m with you, take the fuckin’ stairs if you’re in so much of a rush or can’t wait for people to get off it.
How ’bout the morons who push a button already lit? Do you honestly think the elevator will get there faster upon your specific command?
I know this may seem rude but when people do this to me…if the person doesn’t look like a psycho I just walk right throughover them and say EXCUSE ME as loud an as obnoxiously as I can. I like to think that such excessive rudeness will snap then out of their own rudeness and think about it for a half second…or they try and mouth off, which lets me unload on them about their attitude, ususally I cap it off with a “at least I said excuse me you fuckin loser”.
You are so full of shit “Christopher”. I imagine you don’t do even half of what you say you do, tough guy. Another keyboard warrior…Cheers,
Awwww, poor J! Did somebody wake up on the wrong side of the bed this am??
Actually I just had one of these last week, but you can say whatever the you feel like J, and I will tell you 9-10 times it never even gets close to being physical, most people actually stop and think. There is the occasional tough guy but seriously most people are outright shocked. I am by no means “The Ultimate Warrior” but I am certain I could make a fool of you J. Unless you outweigh me by over 120 pounds, I can seriously humiliate you physically, not bragging…it’s just the way it is. Wait for the first punch to be thrown, side step and grab that arm and turn their punch into your shoulder throw followed through with an elbow popping arm bar. There is very little a person can do when they are on their face with their arm twisted up with a knee firmly planted between the shoulder-blades…it’s quite painful.
LOL. One too many Van Damme movies.Thanks for the laugh,
Actually its called training J…something you may or not be aware of as you display the degraded intelligence of a forum troll.
I just called you out on your B.S. claims, I don’t see why you’re so upset… What prompted my original post was your reply stating “if the person doesn’t look like a psycho I just walk right throughover them and say EXCUSE ME as loud an as obnoxiously as I can”. I don’t see how deliberately being “loud and obnoxious” helps any situation? I’ve been involved with MMA as well, and I’m quite familiar with using submission over force to diffuse a situation. Where do you train “Christopher”?
Sorry no BS I trained In the United States (Florida) where they teach the Marines COMBAT Hapkido (Not that I was ever a Marine, just thought Hapkido was a good next step after the Judo that I trained for here), and where do you train “J”? Oh and I had another two morons today, standing on the escalator, one got out of my way and the other wonderfully engaged in a verbal back and forth with me as I pushed past, saying EXCUSE ME.