5 years old: ask an adult if you can use a pair of scissors and they say “why don’t I do it for you”
10 years old: tell a teacher you didn’t do you homework and they say “this is a warning, do it next time” , but you never do 😉
14 years old: ask: which printer works? And an adult will say “do NOT use that tone of voice with me young boy/girl! I’m the one who has to go get it for you so you better be nice to me!”, like hell bitch! And we’re supposed to be the ones with the tone of voice, yeah right!
16 years old: walk into a store without your parent(s) and the sales clerk follows you around like you’re a hound dog and the clothes are made out of meat, seriously? screw off.
17 years old: tell an adult how old you are and they say: awwwe, you were this high the last time we saw you, you’re so big now, (yeah, and the last time I saw you your stomach was here, you’ve gotten so big now)
23 years old: move out. —School Slave
This article appears in Sep 16-22, 2010.
24 years old – apply for Welfare benefits subsidized by adults who work for a living.
You win Col. Ivan.
note to parents – the locksmiths that rhyme with peelers does house calls.
written by a true fucking douche, probably.
Kay’s son, everybody.
need some cheese lil fella?
I don’t even understand what this kid is actually bitching about? Being a kid?
RC that’s because he’s better than you. LOL.
Give the bastard another 10 years and he/she will then appreciate what they put their parents through. Parenting is probably the toughest job on this planet, but the most rewarding.
Clearly…
you waited to move out @ 23?
or is that the current plan?
your eyes will be wide open once you’re 25ish…
and you’ll ‘get’ what your parents were talking about.
I think the kid is 17? He plans to move out at 23. But like Tim said…he’s better than me and I don’t get this bitch…kid codes!!
This is brainless. How the fuck did this even get posted? What is the relevance of this bitch? Some poor, poor brat, raised by loving, concerned parents and teachers that go easy on you…
If I were your parents, I’d kick your ass out WAY before 23.
I think Maude was being supportive of the younguns – trying to lower the average readership age, perhaps??
sounds ferpectly reasonable to me ralmn
56 years old – parents dead, kids grown up, fucking teenagers should be hobbled with extension cords, lighting up a spliff and blowing smoke rings into my armpits.
suck it up, loser.