To the jerk that turned in my bag but stole my e-reader:
I had to desperately use the bathroom thanks to mega health problems to the point I had to stop twice on my bus ride home. I left my bag behind and tried to get back to it as fast as I could. A friend picked me up in their car and it broke down on the way back and I had to wait for another.
You left me so frustrated having stolen my e-reader and art supplies while leaving everything else I cried in front of everyone. I am a nice person. I am a sick person who would never usually forget something like that if not for the pain I was in.
You turned in my bag but weren’t nice enough to leave everything in it? You can’t sell it or use it anyway! Have fun with my inkwell and pens too. —The only person who returns lost things completley
This article appears in Sep 9-15, 2010.
probably can’t read; some crack head/junkie fuck stole my frak’n cell phone charger! you idiot tard nobodies gonna give you money for a cell phone charger!
but the problem is still yours. keep your shit close by. maybe the one that turned it in, found it too, after someone else ripped your crap off.ever think of that. probly easier to blame a do gooder for swiping your stuff. the next time it happens, and there will be a next time, you won’t get anything back, at all. and who’s fault is it that you lost it, yours. you leave your stuff in the open while you take a high fibre crap, then it is gone, simple as that. but i do hope you get it back, then the whining can stop.
Stick with books in the future. They are like kryptonite to skells and scumbags. I do sympathize with your issues
*Excitable bowels, they all said* (R.I.P. Mr. Zevon)
I truly feel for the OP…. while not chronically, i have experienced similar “issues” in the past and the only thing you can think of is how you’re going to get there in time, making it easy to forget everything around you. I do have to say, however, that it is possible that the person who turned in the bag is NOT the same person that took the shit out of it and left it somewhere for a GOOD samaritan to find. Anyone who would sink so low as to steal stuff usually does not take the time to ensure the owner gets it back. Especially when they KNOW someone will be missing the contents and they have now associated themselves with the missing bag. I am in no way discounting the bitch……… I mirror your sentiments toward the filthy scoundrel… I am just hoping that there is an element of honor in this bitch…
Well said, jonno…
Why blame the person kind enough to return it OP? You are chastising someone who is most likely innocent. I do feel for you chronically and I have had a dire need to get to a shitter asap in the past. However I have NEVER left anything behind. There are many good people in the world but it just takes one fucking asshole to ruin your day. Unfortunately this asshole (not the good samaritan but the thief) chose to ruin yours. Next time take your “shit” to the shitter with you.
I was driving with a buddy once and the car in front of us hit a dog. He/she kept on going. We were nowhere near a vet because it was on the outskirts of Hfx. There were not many houses either. My buddy picked up the dog and carried it to the nearest house with the intent of saving it. Turns out that it was where the dog lived. Top it all off the woman who answered the door started screaming at my buddy with tears in her eyes. She thought my buddy hit the dog. What an asshole she was! Moral of the story: Don’t ass-u-me anything. The dog lived, by the way. 🙂
McNasty…. is all fairness, the woman’s initial reaction was to the sight of her badly injured dog in the hands of a stranger. I mean, yeah, it sucks to be on either end of that exchange but my first thought in this situation would also be that the person holding my dog also hit him… mind you, the screaming was unnecessary, but some women ARE over-dramatic. But that is beside the point. The bottom line is, dude driving in the car in front of you is a fucking dick.
Check Kijiji. It might be on there already.
“For trade, one e-book reader for some crack”
Just read a book instead
yea but it will have to say a “legally purchased” e-book for some rock 🙂
Suckster: When you’re about to shit your draws, it can be kinda hard to think of stuff. I would think top of mind priority would be avoiding having to sit in shitty undies for an entire bus ride home or wherever.
OP, your situation certainly sucks. I know a few people with IBS (most have IBS-C, but one has IBS-D) and a few family members with missing gallbladders have some bathroom issues after eating, well, anything, so I know it sucks A LOT and I’m thanking my lucky stars I’ve had next to no issues with my missing gallbladder.
it’s not like it just went missing there kitty…. you didn’t just wake up one day and it was gone…. ok, well that is kinda what happened, but you knew it wasn’t going to be there.
absent gallbladder…. removed gallbladder… gallbladderless….
those fit you.
missing gallbladder, not quite as much.
it’s not like you’re running down the street bellowing “here gallbladder…. come on… I have treats…. where are you gallbladder…”
zZz- as per dictionary.com:
miss-ing
-adjective
1. lacking, absent, or not found.
I would say PK is LACKING a gall bladder.
yes, but you also said France was going to win the World Cup so….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that really worked out for ya
Closest I’ve come to feeling like a dad (aside from raising a succession of morbidly obese, autistic feline-tards) was when SOBova gave birth to a bouncing baby gall bladder last winter. Chock full of stones and sludge, little Vanya was a handful and , quite frankly I don’t care where he is now. Swarming passersby on the commons or homeless on the street giving handjobs for crack. Just another lost boy who fell through the mesh of our sacred social safety net.
Lost is a term I don’t like.
eg. “Today more troops were lost…” – they are not lost, we know exacly where they are, right there in those body bags .
I never said anything of the sort. I said Argentina would.
I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I think PK has a huge crush on zZz after that *awesome* post.