Okay, you know what? I don’t know you. I’ve never, ever, met you. I don’t care how many people you know. I don’t care if you lie awake at night measuring your self-worth by the number of bullshit emails you push.
What I do care about is having you steal (and I know you stole it) my brand-fucking-new email addy out of an accidental mass cc from my fam to add to your list of shit I could care less about.
Fuck your networking. Fuck your product. Fuck your LinkedIn requests (and reminders, and reminders, and fucking reminders), fuck your mass invites to Facebook groups you have nothing to do with thousands of miles away from your venue (everyone just looooves them), and most importantly, FUCK YOUR BULLSHIT CHURCH!
Do you really think your transparent agenda makes you any better than the nut-bag assholes plodding door-to-door with the clipboards and the ties? It isn’t. Fuck you, you button-down parasite. —Speck
This article appears in Sep 2-8, 2010.
ah but to get that spam, shit, will humanity ever survive without the computer now. bet everyone that lost power was fucking going crazy, would have loved to see the comp. addicts in the lines at places that had power and net service still up. just like that south park episode, where they all got fucked up, til stan found the main plug out of the wall. just fucking too hilarious.
I suppose you could always stage a public burning of “The Book Of Mormon” this weekend? That might get your point across.
Ya, or start an international incident. Can you believe that joker in the US? Fookin’ loonie arsehole.
And why don’t you just block them?
Sad, ain’t it Ralmn? I wouldn’t wipe my bum with the Koran, or any other religious tract for that matter (they tend to be printed on stiff paper with sharp edges) but this is a clear cut case of Mommyrule NUMBER ONE – “If your friends burned a symbol of tremendous significance to millions, would you?”
Yes siree – they should take his matches away, send him to bed without his snack and take away his toys for at least a week for being so bad.
Seriously though – it’s a feeding frenzy for the press, and the more it’s reported, the worse it gets, and now he’s carrying a gun because of death threats! For Christ’s sake!! Only in the US.
Though it’s the armchair commentators that piss me off most. Reading the comments on the ceeb’s site and someone said “burn them at ground zero for 9-11” ! ‘Cause that would make everything better, right??
it was kyle that fixed the internet….
and is it just me or have plenty of churches gone all bat-shit crazy lately?!?!?
What is it with touching boys ‘n burnin shit ‘n whatever the hell the OP is rambling on about.
How does one still believe in all the utter chaos?
no it’s not just you zZz…chaos is otay, but the brainwashed masses have access to the interweb too. freedom from religion rawks
Morons shouldn’t play with fire. That goes as much for hysterical mobs of gibbering apes in Kabul, Islamabad, Tehran, and Jakarta as well as doddery old Florida Christers who should be checking out the early bird buffet specials, and gambling away their social security checks at the nearest reservation casino.
don’t thump your fairy tale book at me you brain-dead christers…DISCLAIMER: bite me jebus
Bullfinch’s Mythology is much more interesting; better written too. Dem Greek Gods was fuckin’ OG, homes.
Isn’t it easier just to “Block from sender”?
What is this bitch even about?
i’m not sure. just going with a theme
Yeah.. buring the Koran is inflammatory (pardon the pun).. but for once I would like to see followers of the so called “Religion of Peace” (although I bet Ace Bailey would call it something else) get upset when a Christian Church gets burned in the Islamic world…
Has anybody here read the Koran?
I was shocked by it. I was expecting a religious text like the Bible or the Talmud, or Buddist writings…
Let me summarise it for you: Jews suck. Christians suck. Kill them all.
Seriously. That is what it says, over and over and over. Page after page of it. There is not one piece of useful philosophy in the entire text.
I thought Mohammed was a prophet with teachings. I was very disappointed to learn that is not the case at all. He was persecuted man that was very angry and expressed his hate at great length. That is it.
I thought it was a religion. I thought there was something in the text. There is nothing.
I am not stating this out of hate or any bias, just pure disappointment. I was looking forward to another whole religion to examine. There isn’t one there. I don’t know what it is, but it is not a religion.
The original Thousand One Nights is a far more valuable arabic cultural text. I would be very upset if someone burned a copy of it (as there are not many left). The Koran? Who fucking cares – it has zero literary or cultural value. It is a historical sidenote of hate.
@I read the Koran
Have you read the equivalent Christian and Jewish texts? Plenty of that “exterminate the heretics and non-believers” stuff to go around. Islam isn’t unique in having a religious text that is centuries old that advocates all kinds of things we “moderns” might consider beyond the pale.
I’m just a well-read atheist, so I don’t really have a dog in this fight, but I wouldn’t burn other peoples’ religious texts to make a point. As a matter of fact, it always seems to be religious folks of one stripe or another who advocate this kind of thing. Most atheists I know generally don’t give a shit and would just like people to keep their religion to themselves. Unfortunately, since most folks apparently believe in some version of “The Man in the Clouds” the world seems destined to be separated into “true believers” and heretics like me who will one day pay the price for our misguided ways.
On the other hand, I’ve noticed that most believers (Christian, Jewish, Muslim) don’t advocate killing heretics or blowing up buildings and airplanes. But every faith has its extremists who think they know exactly what God is thinking and are willing to kill others who disagree.
If, and it now appears to be a big if, the Reverend nutjob goes ahead with the Koran burn off it will be interesting to see how the “religion of peace” react. They had a shit attack over cartoons, this might just be higher up the richter scale.
Batten down the hatches, load the AK magazine, and stock up on pork scratchins….
No provocation, no atrocity perpetrated by the more sociopathic followers of ” Supreme Allah”, warrants what 1 demented American cleric and his handful of inbred followers plan to do tomorrow. Of course, their tactless course of action will not even begin to justify the fresh wave of atrocities that will sweep the Moslem world in it’s wake. Not a good time to be a Western aid worker in Pakistan, I imagine.
I wonder, is there a fringe Moslem sect that protests at the funerals of dead jihadists with signs that read “Allah loves Predator drone strikes”? Would Al Jizzeera cover it, if there were?
All he’s doing is burning some paper, ink, and glue. You can’t get rid of ideas or stories by doing that. In most cases what a book burning does is have people go out and read it to see what all the fuss is about.
Exactly Bro Tim.
Secondly who cares if he decides to burn a work of fiction. I just wish the silly bastard would burn bibles, korans, Tanakhs etc. Burn a bunch of different fiction books as well.
Throw some Lord of the Rings & Wheel of Time Series in there to get the flames up even higher.
Who cares… its fiction & I’m willing to bet only the Whack job Muslims & Christians will freak out. Sure many practicioners of these religions will be upset…but only the whack jobs will go on a rampaging frenzy.
Anyone want to bet which religious group has the most whack jobs ????
I know I wouldn’t get anyone to bet me ~;)
throw that twilight drivel on there as well…all bets are off mr. more
It’s just been a bad year for Fire Safety Awareness. It began with a bunch of local meth labs spontaneously combusting. Then you had those 2 drooling abortions in Hants Co. burning the cross. Then the Baader-Meinhoff Little League capering and skylarking around blazing police cruisers in Toronto. Now the silly twats in wool beanies and man dresses who’ve been burning American flags for 30 years are expressing their deep indignation and hurt feelings by burning more American flags. Somewhere Smokey the Bear is shaking his head in sad resignation.
I’ve heard he’s going to become the new spokesman for Planned Parenthood.
“Only You Can Prevent Spacktards – Get Spayed!”
very clever general…merci beaucoup, vous etes l’humour rafraichit toujours. heehaw
I almost forgot about Mr L Ron Hubbards books !
Especially his Dyanetics Crap.
Now there’s a “religious” book that’s only real use is to set it aflame & enjoy the BTU’s that come off of it .
This close enough for you Col?
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2009/02/20/p…
Burn the Wheel of Time!!!!! Blasphmey.
and just stay the fuck away from David Eddings too.
Hugo Phurst…next you’ll be going on about R.A. Salvatore !
~;)
But seriously I just read that he has called the Koran bonfire off.
Anyone who makes his name (on the cover) bigger that the title, deserves to have his pp slapped
Ya, (so he says) the NY mosque is moving.
If the media, haden’t made such a big deal of it, no one would have known. So much for “we don’t make the news, we just report it”.
Le plaisir c’est Mon, Fille d’Agonie. Le Rawk, Le Rawk.
>; )
Yeah Hugo – close enough. And at great risk of being redundant, let me reiterate. I’m not pro-koran; I’m just anti-moron.
Now lets see how many embassies get torched and NGO workers get dismembered, despite the B.B.Q’s cancellation.
any group who thinks they are the chosen ones can piss orf…enjoy the ride bitches
God uses the good ones and the bad ones use God. – Mattie Appleyard
thanks hg i had to look it up…jimmyboy made lots a flicks
He certainly did PG. I don’t rember much of the movie, but that scene has stayed with me since I was a kid.
peepee slapping – cheech and chong big bambu 🙂
God ain’t the problem, people are.
People are the problem for creating gods in the first place……
I always liked the line from”Inherit the Wind”
“God created man in his own image, and man, being a gentleman, returned the favor.”