To the jerk-face who dug our hydrangea from our front garden and made off with it, you’ve got a face like a jerk. —Hole in our garden and in our hearts
This article appears in Sep 2-8, 2010.
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You have to wonder about a person like this. I like hydrangeas too, but is the effort of digging up, transporting and transplanting it really worth it? Hydrangeas are, what, $10? Yeesh.
yea you know the worlds going to rat shit when people start stealing flowers for gawd sake
and we declare our right to bear arms, and i don’t mean the ones attached to your body.
Post hurricane looting?
Post hurricane Canadian looting.
we tug at the heart strings more than the pocketbook.
I’m sorry OP but this made me laugh out loud…I’m just picturing someone digging up a plant and cackling as they run off with it.
Shall we come up with a name for this vile enemy? Perhaps the “Flower Plougher”, or the “Herb-burgler”…… perhaps the “Botanic Manic”….
LMFAO Jonnoman. Merci Rawk.
How do you know their face is a jerk? Did you see their face? Maybe it was a female…..what would that face be called?
Sebastian, women can be jerks too. It’s not exclusive to men. Just like a man can be a bitch (I am assuming you are male).
OP: Sorry to hear about your plant. People will steal anything these days.
i think jerkface is not gender specific…yes naveed sebastard is male
I’m not sure I’d classify seb as male…
our gender doesn’t want him either.
The culprit is in this very room. Who amongst us rejoiced at the news that Spamalot would be in Halifax for a 3 night run? Who amongst us boasted of standing in line to get front row seats? Who is going to stand up in his front row seat and present the Nights Who Say Ni with a *organ crescendo* SHRUBBERY!
The hydrangea thief is non other than —-*another organ crescendo* – OUR VERY OWN zZz!
Lemon Curry?
Can you dig it, SUCKAAAAAAA? This thief can.
I wanted a nice shrubbery to go with the other one…
It’s bloody hard to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring.
I can only hope they were drunk and your plants were preeeeeety which is a compliment to you. See OP, it was just a nice compliment.
be thankful all they stole was a plant!
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/09/09/ba…
oh the humanity!
haha thanks zZz a potentially peckish perp…lovin the costume on the chat