A persistent fly that must be swatted away again and again shouldn’t detract from a beautiful day.
The fly doesn’t matter.
You do.
We do.
Lets focus on the sunshine again.
We’d be crazy to ignore something wonderful because of a bug. —XO
This article appears in Sep 2-8, 2010.


Maybe he wanted in on some of the action. Hope the guy played his cards right and eventually had a different kind of fly to deal with.
Hells yeah! Squish bugs! Make their guts squirt out in a gooey mess!
Hey! Wait a minute! The old lady who swallowed the fly died!
Morals. Such an inconvenience!
Squish-squash-doubletwist-SQUISH!
Tip: shit tends to attract flies. So do rotting carcasses.