I think you’re absolutely hilarious. Your comments are funny, intelligent and to the point. I really appreciate your grammar and spelling. I also love the fact that when you say things it seems some take them the wrong way or don’t get the sarcasm.
You seriously make this fun for me and I have a little internet crush on you 🙂 —PFire
This article appears in Aug 26 – Sep 1, 2010.
hmmm pretty kitty? ivan?
If this is for fat, oldhandjob’s got an aneurysm brewing…
lmfao@oldhandjob i spit out my pop zZz ……hahaha
I’m thinking the colonel 🙂
I’m going with Lifesucks because he is clearly, The Messiah, and I should know ,I’ve followed a few.
Still, it’s an honor just to be nominated….>; )
he/she mentioned sunshine though; sunshine=lifesucks= not so much 🙂
and intelligent != LifeSucks so he’s out.
Ivan certainly has an interesting drawl about him.
Painey’s starting work on the ivan to english dictionary for the rest of us…
it could be anyone.
except LS.
DEATH TO THE BLASPHEMER !…………..>; )
My vote is for Ivan, ’cause I’ve got an internet crush on his sense of humour too.
zZz, you should try more sunshine, doll. Though you seem less grouchy this week. Must be the heat.
Hot Spit! I’ve got me a whole family of Manson girls. To the Spahn Ranch ladies and don’t spare the LSD.
i want shrooms^^^
I want a Bloomin Onion.
Clearly this is all about ME!!!
sigh… ya, no probably not :s lol
..and I think I have to amend my choice. I’m starting to think the mystery man is our very own Martym. It makes perfect sense – Sun Tzu for the post-feminist era says “If you seek to storm the jade gate, make entry through the kitchen” and who better than a professional chef? I know I get a little wobbly in the knees when he starts talking food, and we’re on the same team fer heaven’s sake.
Wait… This is for NGF!
The title is “Nice…”
Nice Goin Fat
Yay! I solved the mystery, I’m so smrt 😀
yea it’s definitely not me; they mentioned good grammar and spelling 🙂
and handjob’s head just exploded.
that solves that.
I’m not sure what’s up with me.
I’m still certainly spiraling down a pit of despair…
I suppose every so often I look up through the darkness and see the bright, tunneling light fading away and think…
Maybe I can be tolerable for a few minutes.
Poor oldhandjob, loved by no one. Hated by many. And ignored by all.
I kind of like NGF’s comments too. He’s certainly the lesser of the two evils. And he’s much, much more intelligent and consistent than the ole’ hand jobber. And puts out a lot less spam.
perhaps puplefire will reveal the secret…rawk?
It just could be NGF – I saw in another post that she “loves” him!! And even sends him his own love. *mouse ears* for LTWWB/L romances!!!
ha ha. Certainly cheers me up.
excellent.
that solves that.
If anyone wants me, I’ll be in the garage with the car running….
Yes… I’ll admit it… this love is for Nice Goin’ Fat. Sorry Maude, I didn’t realize you would have to change some of my words around. Sorry for saying who it was in the title and that Old Hand is the tool who doesn’t always understand what NGF is saying… 🙂
excellent thanks pf…don’t worry zZz i love you less than three <3 *mouse ears* rawk
ALSO… I love reading all of your posts… well most of them, not gonna lie sometimes you guys go off on crazy tangents I don’t always understand. But, for the most part it’s interesting.
M.S… if you were into girls I would be ALL OVER trying to get you into my bed.
G.F- you are my real crush…
ya zZz, I do enjoy your contributions to this crazy world we belong to. No asphyxiation tonight, please. Rawk!
No worries pf, I actually love my job (most of the time) and certainly don’t balk at doing it…
Oh, and a head’s up beeps: I’m taking a one day vacation tomorrow to unpack, welcome the wee back and get him ready for school, so there will be no new posts tomorrow although I may put a few up later tonight to make-up for it.
Happy hotness folks, I need to go jump in the lake!
What a great post – I agreed 100%. I think lots of you are witty & smart, while at the same time keeping with a “family guy/Simpsons” kind of humour that I can relate too. Also I love that no one picks on people who are genuine…..just idiots who think they’re the shit!
thanks miss maudey, enjoy the splishsplashing. i don’t know how you put up with us leotards^^^
if this is family guy, oldhandjob is playing the part of Meg.
Here comes the “Think of the children card”. The advertisers will have to act.
Actually, in this light, I think I might already have enough to have this site shut down under lawful access legislation.
Let’s see, you all have told me that I live in my mothers basement, I am seventeen and I like to suck my dad’s cock. Is that right? That is what you all like to talk about? Sexual abuse of teenagers?
These are your words, Not mine.
Over the edge guys, You fucked yourselves today. No way will this fly.
WestJet has been notified of the sexual child abuse and incest discussions on this website. I doubt they will appreciate it.
I’m worried about PurpleFire. If she really is infatuated with this person, she should be in danger.
I’ll notify White Point, Acadia and EastLink next. I doubt any of them will continue to allow their advertisements to be shown here.
i still have cramps but the libations are nice and cold. my sanctuary and critters are beckoning
… she *could be in danger. People with damage like Nice Goin Fat don’t really have a conscience. Sociopathic behaviour is not funny, it is dangerous. Very dangerous.
Advertisers notified. I’ll pick em off one by one as they are replaced. They can’t take the chance. The accusation is all it will take. (as The Coast scrambles to delete the evidence)
@oldhand,
I understand your anger and vengeful mood, but I beg of you – please stop and consider the consequences.
If you were successful, you would be visiting devastation and ruin on the lives of these simple but good people. I know that they haven’t always treated you with respect. In fact, the small group dynamic which plays out here on a daily basis displays elements of a number of social pathologies that don’t bode well for the survival of our civilization. But you would be closing off an important avenue of ethnographic research if you had this site shut down. This research could benefit future human communities in their quest for stability strengthened by diversity.
This site also serves an important function in aiding the state security apparatus. It has already turned up a number of crypto-fascists whose offline activities would no doubt interest the authorities.
I could go on, but don’t you see? This site has value beyond the farcical and obscene comments of its subscribers.
For the love of God, please reconsider.
Am I part of a dynamic? How did that happen? And how did Westjet get into this? Ivan, painey, bro tim, TTFN, I beg of you… ‘splain please!
I want some of that purple stuff! 😉 Thank you for the lovely post. I’ll do my best to keep you thoroughly entertained.
Oldhand: wanna be my friend?
And where did WestJet come from in this thread? I wonder what oldhand’s email/phone convo to them went like. Moreso, I wonder if the WestJet reps who got the message were like or will be like. I bet if it’s an email it’ll be passed around the WestJet office with a headliner reading, “Is this guy SRS?” Or if it was a phone call, the audio will be put into a YouTube video using a Magic Card character representing oldhand.
rats in a maze bitches rats in a maze (rip fred from corrie st) sweaty screee
but… but… but… Okay, I will live with confusion… no one made me read this… or respond to it… 😉
Dear god, I step out to go to a movie and enjoy some air con, and this is what happens when I’m gone?? What a lot of craziness…
I was wondering what this WestJet talk was about so I read the entire thread from the beginning. I guess oldhand wants to shut NGF up and the best way he figures is to interfere with the Coast’s funding sources. That’s an interesting approach, but I would say it is akin to digging one’s own grave and throwing some glass shards to make it an uncomfortable resting place.
I was at a movie too ralmn 🙂
Oldhand… You seriously need to f off… You’re the one constantly starting shit. Just GO!
Ngf 😉
Right…. nope. This is not done.
HamachiHouse and others need to be notified about this cesspit of sexual child abuse and incest talk.
Looks really fucking smart now doesn’t it Nice Goin Fat? Brilliant work asshole.
You really want to protect this? Mods? You’re gonna get hit with the same brush.
Well interestingly enough I cannot get the WestJet ad to come up here anymore. Same for White Point.
thecoast.ca has probably been added to their adsense client exclusions now.
The Halifax Shopping Center and Eastlink are still showing though. I have not notified The Halifax Shopping Center of The Coast’s support of discussion of sexual child abuse and incest yet. I’m sure they won’t be pleased either.
Screw POF, LTWWB/L is where it’s at. I think oldhand might also have a crush on NGF and just won’t admit it. He is quite the catch.
I wonder what Arizona state laws might affect discussions of child abuse and incest on servers hosted in their state?
Foundation platform bulletproof? Sounds like an invitation to me… not that I would. Gyrobase… laughable stuff.
http://www.azleg.state.az.us/ArizonaRevise…
http://www.azleg.state.az.us/FormatDocumen…
Fucking busted. You’re going to have to move this server to continue this pattern of perversion.
oldhand shows narcissistic tendencies and is obsessed with pedophilia…
cocks….
and a fat tub-o-blub.
that much is obvious….
oh and look, the site’s still up and running… shocking.
So what, you’re ‘calling’ all these places and reporting that people are entitled to free speech? I’m sure mr. min wage who gets the mails REALLY cares.
moron.
OldHandJob, this isn’t Arizona! And another point, a lot of what’s said on this website can be filed under “free speech”.
Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver, take a bottle of midol, and chill the fuck out. This is getting older than your hand jobs
Larry Flynt comes to mind… but see his publication was a pornographic one, sold as such.
This site is completely accessible to children. For free.
Not cool.
You can’t run an open online forum with part-time moderation and administration. You just can’t.
This is a perfect example of why not.
If a real prick came along here they could make quite a mess. This “Foundation” CMS is not so bullet proof. Especially if you leave it unattended for days at a time.
Again, I would not do it. But it is just a matter of time. Kay might not have been clever enough to figure it out. But the next one might…
is this where we cower in fear and ask your forgiveness?
not bloody likely.
In fact, I DARE YOU.
I double-dog’s-boning-on-your-lawn-and-splooging-on-your-forehead dare you.
je vais a la maison pour prendre une douche froide
C’est une tres bonne idee, chere fille de douleur.
Fille de douleur – has a nice ring to it in French. Though most things do. What other language could turn something like “garbage can” into “poubelle”?? I miss using my French – definitely need to upgrade.
une douche froide?
ummmm….
I MUST be lost….
cold shower spazzy zZz
that’s not how I read it.
};-)
though I’m sure on this hot day, both would work to cool down your internal temperature.
Ha ha. Right, of course – both would work equally well, I suppose. Though, one is not as healthy as the other. Still, cold shower may be in my near future as well.
quand vous etes chauds et avez derange n’importe quoi va
Hey Mods! I have an idea…
Can we have a “Block User” option with our profiles? It’ll save you some hassle of going through certain comments that have been posted and we can’t “personally attack” someone if we don’t realize they’re here! 😀
alright code monkeys… you heard the snapper….
put on the trance and start implementing.
and watch those pesky semi colons.
zZz, i wrote a message jus for you in the “beggers” bitch :p lol
i have officially gone ‘right round the twist…the road is long and winding and i am lying in the ditch
Arizona has no jurisdiction here.
And oldhand: you are one major loser, pal. And I mean that affectionately.
PurpleFire: you’re beautiful!
awww NGF you’re soo sweet!!
PurpleFire’s trying to set up her own orgy, me thinks….
now THAT’S some Love The Way We LOVE
I’m cool with an orgy… as long as the guys are UP for it and the girls are…umm I don’t know if I’m allowed to say what the girls should be lol
Perky?
*ahem…. cough*
and you thought it was hot OUTSIDE….
Where’s my (paintball) gun! I wanna shoot me some bitches!!! Yehaw!
let’s get WET bitches… in a water gun fight!!
*snort*.
YAY! *splish splash in a Bud Light Lime slushie*
Why is HE wetting on our cornflakes?
no water guns!
Paint ball or air-soft! A lil pain never hurt anyone :p
Hey Que, was that you?
🙂
How’s the Edmonton working for you?
i know you cannot be talking about the old suckster, but if’n you is, plenty thanks and i’d love to meet you.
forget suspending the account, just run a ‘drop user’ and be done with it.
looks like ol’ handjob is taking a #2
post is removed… looks like you figured it out.
Where is Oldhand and NGF?? What will The Coast be without NGF? Peaceful.
You live in your Mom’s basement…
*cue Nelson Muntz*
“Where is Oldhand and NGF?? What will The Coast be without NGF? Peaceful.”
The correct way of writing that first sentence is: “Where ARE Oldhand and NGF?”
Peaceful but boring.
“The correct way of writing that first sentence is: ‘Where ARE Oldhand and NGF?'”
Maybe he meant to group you up the two of you, like “Beavis and Butt-head”.
Now there’s an idea….
I’d be the cool one though.
PNB, baby, where have you been? I’ve missed you.
Edmonton’s doing fine now that I’m here. Getting some nice pub crawls in along Whyte Ave and trying to not get harassed by all the homeless on Jasper. Weather’s not as nice here as back home though apparently, but good luck with the hurricane (we get tornadoes here from time to time). The job is going well, mainly because they pay is pretty good.
I miss Edmonton (home)….. but not the weather.
Edmonton’s not a bad spot, it generally does not have a great reputation though, but there’s good and bad everywhere. I think one of the reasons I haven’t minded it so much here is because I had pretty low expectations. Also, less hippy/hipster types, more real, down to earth don’t take shit people.