Damn its hard to move out of my moms apartment and get a job because she keeps cooking with cheese and i’ll miss her cooking too much. I guess it doesn’t help that i post on the coast ads 24 hours a day with lame repetitive replies that are only funny to me and one other person riding my dick instead of getting a real job. Oh well.. at least i get a discount on cheese at work.
This article appears in Oct 9-15, 2008.
IMPOSTER… Hey maybe you can be my stunt double… The pay sucks but so do you, so it’s a good fit…All you have to do is stand over there… No, further… Just a bit further… Fuck,,, I can still smell you from here…
Floyd is having arguments with himself now…
Floyd, get off the computer! Your supper is done!
Get backupstairs maw… You know the rules… You’re not allowed down here when the lights are off… Period…
Floyd, your kraft dinner is going to get cold. Get off the computer! I folded your laundry and i washed those crusty socks under your bed next to the playgirl magazines.