to the asshole cop who pulled me over and issued a ginormous ticket by the airport the other day: fuck. you.
when you approached my window and asked for my license and registration, I clearly told you I had sold the car, and was actually signing it over the NEXT DAY. that I was moving and wouldn’t even be in the goddamn country as of the next week. but did you have the good grace to say hmm maybe this is NOT the person to ticket? NO! so a big ticket later…
I know. I did something wrong. I apologized, I’ll never do it again, I swear. but why couldn’t you have cut me even a tiiinnnyy break? maybe if I’d flashed my boobs or cried you would have just given me a warning huh?
This article appears in Sep 25 – Oct 1, 2008.
on a creativity scale of 1 to 10 that’s about a 1. that being the case, it’s not an excuse, it’s a challenge.start again.
What is to stop everyone who gets pulled over to clearly say “clearly told you I had sold the car, and was actually signing it over the NEXT DAY. that I was moving and wouldn’t even be in the goddamn country as of the next week.”Just so they wouldn’t get a ticket.. Geeze, you break the law – you get a ticket.And thinking that you could just flash your boobs or cry to get out of a ticket does your gender less than it deserves.Try obeying the rules you bitch.
Adrian, I have to disagree.. The only part of the OP’s bitch that made any sense at all was the part when she realized that playing the tit card would have been a better plan…If I was a cop, nice tits = a warning/no ticket… Every single time… Just like it is now…
I’ve been pulled over…a few times for speeding….I have never gotten a ticket….KNOCK ON WOOD!!! ‘Tis true, bat your eyelashes and flash a sexy smile = warning/no ticket every single time….just like it is now Floyd!! You are correct. Although once I simply ‘got lucky’ because he had no tickets left!! Good thing too, I think that may have been the time it wouldn’t have worked!! But it works both ways, I have a fairly attractive male friend who has gotten out of a couple tickets himself with female cops. And SOME rules, no matter why they are in place, are fucking stupid and totally unnecessary. And there is nothing wrong with BENDING those rules once in a while if the situation warrants it. Although I do not suggest actually trying to flash or flirt your way out of a ticket, as it can actually get you into more trouble!! lol
aah.. lemme guess.. got you RIGHT by the scales.. bastard hides on the overpass.. got me somehow at 130 in a 110.. i was going with the flow of traffic, cars beind and infront of me,, somehow he picks me… What about the jackass who was in the front of the line?.. after driving 6 hours i was just following the flow.. but noooooooooooooooooooo $290 ticket… arse
LMAO…..That has to be one of the lamest excuses that I’ve heard!
Miche, I have been pulled over at least a few times, got a ticket every time but once. That time it was a girl cop…