To the dirty rotten thief who stole my garden gnome from my backyard on Queen Street…I have a deal for you: I have you on video taking my gnome, so you either bring back the gnome, unharmed, or I will take the tape to the police.
You get one chance to do the right thing, after that, you will face my wrath! P.S. I want my wrought-iron dog back, too, but I’ll settle for the gnome.
This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
HAHAHA! It’s like ransom… for gnomes!
bahahaha don’t you have anything better to do then tape people stealing tacky lawn gnomes lol well I hope you get them back.
Hahaha! Great bitch.I hope your gnome comes home.
Before you go ratting on people for taking your fucking gnome… which is funny in it’s own right. Did you never hear the story of the traveling gnome? That was some funny shit & the gnome returned unharmed, yet provided a lifetime of stories.