To the two dumb fucks (guy and girl) with the cart who decided to swipe our stools off our deck on Charles Street just after 11 on October 11th: You were seen. You’re lucky I was just getting out of the shower because I would have come out and knocked your fuckin’ teeth out. Now, if you decide to bring them back, fine; no foul, no harm. But if you don’t, the next time you’re seen, you’re FUCKED. I have seen you around before.
This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
