This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Enough Already
To all the loud, inconsiderate people that live in the apartment at 961 South Bland Street: Although you may find it hilarious when your cat gets loose in the hallway, and then you proceed to scream about it while in a drunken stupour for the next twenty
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File a complaint with the superintendant. If that doesn’t resolve the problem, resort to warfare. Smear shit on their doorknob, or slide some under their door. When they’re drunk they won’t know until the next morning and by then it’s too late. How about a used tampon or pad hung onto their doorknob? You get the idea.
i totally agree w/ dirrty, go the proper route first. then fuck um!
Tie two dead mackerals to their doorknob. The landlord will be thrilled.
cat shit, dog shit, human shit