This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Yard Sale Shysters
I couldn’t believe the number of greedy flea market assholes who swarmed at my yard sale last weekend a FULL HOUR before I opened. You conniving bastards wanted my stuff at half price the asking price when I KNOW FULL WELL YOU’RE GOING TO SELL THEM AT Y
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They ambushed our yard sale in July. I didn’t even have a table set up before they were out of their piece of junk cars. I just told them the price is the price, if they want it bad enough, they’ll take it. I had the obvious scam-artists pissed off but I still sold everything I had for what I wanted to get for it.They are almost as bad as the night before garbage day looters. These fuckers go searching through the trash at 3 fucking AM and wake up my 11 month old daughter. It only took 1 week of that shite before I started to bring the garbage out the morning of collection. They look like drunken pedophiles driving at 15km an hour and weaving back and forth down the street in their ’86 Chevy pickup with no muffler. I think I’ll buy a Police Spike Belt on e-bay…….
wow uv got 2 calm down4 some people this is the only way they can afford rent & bills….slack