This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Tit-Head Tailgaters
To the dumb twat who drives up my ass on the Prospect Road every morning – what is your goddamn problem? Morning after morning, you’re on my fucking bumper with a pained look on your face, like I’m the cause of all your fucking problems. My cruise cont
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Halifax drivers are some of the rudest and worst I’ve ever seen. They’re inattentive, stupid and ignorant of the simplest road rules. Some have no concept of what a signal light is for. And what’s with the highways? If you’re going 110, a whole string of the dumb bastards are flooring it at 130 and zipping past. What’s their fucking hurry? I think someone should develop a carhorn that blares ‘ASSHOLE!!’. I’d be first in line to buy one.
you all suck, bitches!! driving here is a fucking blessing compared to all the fuckers in Toronto who can’t drive worht shit!! stop your whining!!
I am one of the dumb bastards perhaps.. maybe its unrelated to you but whenever I am stuck behind someone that obviously cannot drive I get past them as fast as I possibly safely can because often they are on the highway going 110 then for no reason they break sown t o 80 for a while then they ride the white line, next yellow line, and then speed up a while and just when you think its safe to go 100 behind them they are back down to 80! I need t o get past as fast as possible before they decide to ride the yellow again! I don’t understand why having cruise and knowing how to use it is not made mandatory! Some people have very inconsistent feet!
I used to live in Halifax and I understand the frustration a bad driver creates for everyone sharing the road with them…..and then I moved to Toronto. The bad driver from Halifax is a small fry in comparison to his ‘loco’ cousin here in Toronto. Sweet mother of God; you’ve not lived until you’ve driven on a 8 lane highway wih cars passing you at a 140. And they’re not shy about passing you mere millimetres off your front bumper. It was the Indy 500 straight out of hell. If it’s proof you need, count the number of black smudges on the white divider…
I used to live in Halifax and I understand the frustration a bad driver creates for everyone sharing the road with them…..and then I moved to Toronto. The bad driver from Halifax is a small fry in comparison to his ‘loco’ cousin here in Toronto. Sweet mother of God; you’ve not lived until you’ve driven on a 8 lane highway wih cars passing you at a 140. And they’re not shy about passing you mere millimetres off your front bumper. It was the Indy 500 straight out of hell. If it’s proof you need, count the number of black smudges on the white divider…
I used to live in Halifax and I understand the frustration a bad driver creates for everyone sharing the road with them…..and then I moved to Toronto. The bad driver from Halifax is a small fry in comparison to his ‘loco’ cousin here in Toronto. Sweet mother of God; you’ve not lived until you’ve driven on a 8 lane highway wih cars passing you at a 140. And they’re not shy about passing you mere millimetres off your front bumper. It was the Indy 500 straight out of hell. If it’s proof you need, count the number of black smudges on the white divider…
What’s so hard about pulling over and letting someone pass you? If you don’t want someone on your tail, pull over and let them pass. And for all the dumbasses on the 102 or Magazine Hill, keep right except to pass. Once you’re done passing get back in the right hand lane asap!
Why should I pull over when I’m going the speed limit? Fuck that, any tailgater can kiss my rosey red arse.
put yuor pride aside, pull the fuck over, count to 5, take a deep breath, hit a bong, whatever, just let the person pass and be on your way, is your life so boring you really give a shit abou this?relax
Then don’t complain or get pissed off if someone’s on your tail. Just pull over and let them pass!