This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Dems fightin’ words
I’m wondering if I’m the only one who is starting to get scared of being downtown in Halifax at night. I know way too many people who have been jumped and beaten by groups of 5 to10 people. And for what? The assailants don’t even bother to steal anything
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Ya see, that’s why I always carry my butterfly knives, go for the jugular or castrate them, for the last one hit them on the lymph node in their theigh so that they bleed to death. Learn how to round house kick so that you can catch one in the jaw just for kicks, remember to always survey your environment and keep your blade easily accesible, if you have fears for that strike with instinct, head butt and kneees and grab one to use as leveradge to kick two more then flip him like a flapjack and sucker punch for the throat to the other. I would say bite them but you don’t know who has AIDS these days so it’s not worth it…That or run them over with a taxi steal their wallet and perform a drive by when they least expect it!BONUS!!!
Takin’ a Cab, you are not the only one who is re-evaluating the streets of Halifax at night… I too have heard way too many stories about this type of shit going on… and the Cops are doing absolutely fuck all about it.
ahh all of you, stop your whining and just accept the fact that some people are in the wrong place at the wrong time. how do you think i got this laptop?? nyuk nyuk nyuk!
me got little .22 gun to fend dem off…hope dey try me soon! heh heh heh!!
Unfortunatly that is the reality of living in an urban center. In every city you’ll always have the pack of bored teenagers fresh from drinkin great white and cheap beer in the woods out roaming around..I obviosly don’t agree with this and think all of them need to get the shit beat out of them, but if i saw a bunch of drunk teenage retards comin my way at night and i was alone i’d be takin a different street.
Hey Tim…. How about giving me my laptop back! I remember what you look like, but I don’t hold any grudges. So, how about it?
Jesus, I’m glad I don’t live in halifax anymore… Eep
so where can I get Butterfly knives?I carry 2 weapons on me at all times, they better have a gun on them unless they want the shit kicked out of them!