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I love dogs, all types of dogs. I make an effort to stop and pet your dog when I walk by. I also love that MOST people clean up after their dog when it does its business, where ever that may be.
But, what I hate is that you leave the bag full of dog crap on the sidewalk. If you already made the effort of picking up your pets' shit off the side of the road, why not go the whole way and actually dispose of it in a garbage bin?
Maybe its just me, but almost stepping on a stinky dog poo bag on the sidewalk as I walk by, kind of grosses me out. Also, leaving your dog shit bag is just adding to the stink of the city. Please, stop being so lazy. —Dogless Lady
Tags: vapoorize
To the fucking retard two doors down from me:
Learn to stay the fuck awake when cooking and sending me into a panic when I wake up to smoke in my apartment and can't see in the hallway.
It's not convenient for me 3:00 in the morning. Learn how to cook you shit-tard! —Senor Campana
Tags: sleep disorder
To a certain super market: Put the freakin' cheese with the freakin' milk. They're both dairy products. I had to buy two things:milk and cheese.
It took me 3 quarters of an hour, because the milk was on the other side of the store from the cheese. I missed House thanks to you! —Lactose Intolerant
Tags: out of house and home
I was sitting, enjoying my popcorn and light conversation with a friend before the film started. Then you, sitting behind us decided to place your foot right between our seats. Several attempts from me to move away and dirty looks from my friend apparently meant nothing. She said something and you didn't listen...
Usually I'd just move but the theatre was packed (opening night). I don't expect you to be constantly thinking of those around you, but a little courtesy would be nice.
Also that jacket your lady friend left on the back of my seat and never removed, yeah thanks... Put it on your own next time!—Vex
Tags: movie madness
To the jerk who stole my water bottle from the waterfront:
What use do you really have for a USED water bottle?! What could possibly be so necessary that you STOLE a WATER BOTTLE?!
It may seem like nothing to you but I have to talk for eight or nine hours on the waterfront everyday and without a water bottle my throat gets more than hoarse; I cough up blood at night! IT LITERALLY HAD MY NAME ON IT!
You are a jerk for thinking you deserve to own whatever you want, and you are the reason I don't trust this whole "Maritimers don't NEED to lock their door" lies.
I hope you share it with someone and get oral herpes!—Dry-Mouthed
Tags: pass it around
Fuck you, heart, for opening up again and breaking for the second time this year. You know better not to trust, to get your hopes up but yet you do it every single time. Just for once, couldn't you be cold and empty? —Broken-hearted
Tags: ABBS , hole-hearted
Re: that crap fest held on the Commons last weekend.
The really poor turnout suggests that Concerts on the Commons should be moved to an area that seats about 10,000 and doesn't poison miles of surrounding area with toxic shit some people call music. Is there a place like that we can use in Halifax? Hmmm, I don't know. THE METRO CENTRE is the only thing that comes to mind.
For fuck sakes, how much is this crap concert going to cost us? Another couple million like it ended up costing us for Paul, for that almost 40 year-old trashy slut-bag and her stupid little beat boxers? Weezer could have played the Paragon.
This city is retarded, the councilors who support the commons concerts are retarded, and the Promoters are retarded. Someone fucking stop these retards! —Don't even get me started on the convention centre
Tags: common concern
I was in the city visiting my daughter this weekend, I parked in her roommates parking spot, which is paid for by the roommate not you!
He was out of town and so I knew his spot was there for use: imagine my surprise when I go out to my car Monday morning and find a lovely handwritten note, on a bank envelope no less.
The note told me everything I already knew that parking was for tenants only and all others would be towed.
WTF is your problem? Was it your spot? No! So go get a a life and stop car watching! ...I would totally understand if it was your parking spot that you paid for. —Just sayin'
Tags: use at your own risk
I sincerely hate you, bike thief, you took my main means of commuting away from me, and I really liked my bike.
I really hope I can find you, so then I can at least know who it is I hate. All I do know is that you were on Granville St last night around 9 and somehow undid my lock after you failed to cut the cable. Practically in plain sight too, way to go.
Thanks for the valuable life lesson, jerk. —Bikeless and angry
Tags: search and rescue
Congrats on getting yourself immortalized for the ages on Look At This Fucking Hipster. Now will you put some shoes on, so the rest of the customers of this north-end coffee shop don't have to endure your sweaty feet?
Also, uh, you're violating the health code. —Brewing coffee smells wonderful. Your fungus-infested toes do not
Tags: toe-jam