So I met you at Freemans, sweet and innocent you were.. we dated, we kissed and spend amazing night together.

Then I saw you with your fiance...and met 2 other girls who actually though you were single.. is there any one else?

What an f-ck---g prick you are, I feel bad for your fiancee. —M.V

You're one sorry piece of shit excuse for a fucking mother. You have no personality, and can't make healthy decisions on your own! You seem to be breeding children to get tax child benefit checks every month, and as the kids get to a certain age you give them up. Unfortunately, I have a kid with you, and you don't contribute NOTHING. Your life is so sad that no one can fall in love you cause you have nothing to contribute in a relationship. Instead, you tell your new boyfriends SAD STORIES *sad Russian accordion playing in background* to sympathize with you and have pity on you. Your current boyfriend is one racist red-neck FUCK that looks like a rat with pimples, crusty lips and smells like the harbour (last summer). I will WIN my child... and YOU will just have to do what you do best, pop another child into this world - so I'm kinda doing you a favor here!

I'm so fucking sick of women that call them selves "single mothers". YOU ARE NOT SINGLE, you're downtown every chance you get sleeping with other men. Anyways... Baby Mama: you're expired, high mileage, stretch marks all over your body (even on your calves) and your teeth are rotting slowly but surely. Have a good life living like a PIG!—Got my shit together!

'm serious, all of you "hipsters" seriously piss me off. Worse than emo kids. Hell, I like emo kids more than you. First of all, your fashion sense is appalling. Whoever wears a damn stocking hat in MAY is an idiot. Second, the tight pants - gotta go. I don't wanna mistakenly check you out thinking you're a girl.

TRIM THAT GODDAMN FACIAL HAIR. YOU LOOK LIKE ROB ZOMBIE'S HALF RETARDED COUSIN. —ROB THE VIKING

The horrific screechy moan noise you make creeps me the fuck out. —Just Sayin'

You have got to comment on every bitch that is posted. The "I am so smart and informed" and "holier then thou" attitude is amusing in an I'm laughing at you sort of way.

I hope you don't get a life so we might enjoy your pathetic attempts to be clever for years to come. Oh, and if my spelling or grammar are wrong, I find comfort in the fact that you will point it out. —Bitching at the bitcher bitches

When I contacted the property management to tell them that I didn't want to deal with the office people they said they would send someone over to speak with me.

Surprise, surprise... It was the woman who works in the office downstairs.

I was notified 2 minutes after our meeting took place that she would not be arriving and called to complain. Shortly after she arrived, it seems her schedule suddenly opened up. I was greeted by a rude, classless woman who informed me that, and I quote, "cockroaches don't travel through drain pipes". HAH, ACTUALLY THAT'S the way they enter apartment units. I am sick and tired of living in an apartment complex run by morons. Can I be charged with slander if I release this information to the public? It seems strange that you can't warn future tenants of an infestation. Oh, and do not tell me not to swear in my own DAMN apartment.—I hate you roaches, management and increased rent

To my ex-roomie, come get your cat, the thing misses you like crazy, It wakes me up in the middle of the night running up and down the hall, scratching at my door, I feed her for you and even clean the litter box, but please I am begging you come get your cat, I can't take it anymore! —Want that cat out now!

I can’t take it any longer. People who say “It is what it is” need to have red hot pokers jammed up their nostrils until their brain melts. Everyone knows it is what it is. If it wasn’t then it would be something else.

You think you’re so smart and look so smug as if you’ve said something comparable to the Magna Carta and yet you’ve really said nothing at all. In fact, it reveals your incredible lack of understanding and intelligence about whatever is being discussed. It doesn’t contribute anything to the topic at hand but you think you’ve summed it up brilliantly when you’ve only exposed your ignorance and complete lack of insight.

If you do have anything intelligent to contribute why not express that instead of belittling whatever input you might have and insulting the intelligence of those within earshot. —Heisenberg has left the building

A loose turd floating in a bucket of stale pee would make better parenting decisions than you. You exemplify a stupidity and a depth of ignorance usually reserved for the mentally retarded homeschooled children of Klan members in Alabama. The thought of touching you without the use of some kind of long stick is vomit-inducing. But you're a mom, and having come from a long line of purebred backwood scumbags, you have held up the tradition of pure white trash and pioneered new and exciting approaches to the field of being a complete fucking asshole with no regard for anyone but yourself.

Well, guess what? You're a fraud and a phony, and your bullshit veneer will smear its way off your ugly, pimple encrusted face, and back into the sewer eventually. As has always been the case, everyone you know will come to see you for the insane, irrational, superficial salty-tipped fuck-stick you are and tell you to eat a bag of dicks. (Though you'll probably have eaten half the bag by that point anyway, cause you're soooo hungry) It's gonna happen. They will all hate you. You will be alone and miserable. And you will deserve every bit of it. I hope you get a disease that makes your crotch fester and swarm with larvae, leaving your lower abdomen useless and forcing piss and shit to come out of your face.

You can't justify your lousy parenting with education, and saying "what are you going to do" when you ignore your kids needs to focus on deceiving men into taking care of you just shows what a depraved shit-stain on society you really are. Years from now, when you're crawling out of an alley begging passers by to let you suck their dicks for spare change, I hope you remember how horrible you were and what hell you put people through.

Karma, I'm sure you'll find, can be an even bigger bitch than you. —I lied, you always looked fat

Dear folks/insurance companies launching law suits against the city of Halifax for the fire last year:

Are you retarded? Suing someone because they risked their lives to save your ass? If your house was damaged you have insurance, this is what insurance is for. Insurance companies, pay the damn money and shut up, how much money do you take from people that you never have to pay out to? I bet you come out way ahead, don't you?! This is absolutely ridiculous, I can not believe it really. —Sick of people and their dumb shit