By now, you’ve probably seen Sidney Crosby’s new Reebok commercial and know all about the legend of the pockmarked dryer. If not: This is my town. This is my house. This is my mom and dad. This is my basement…. Whoa. Wait a second… This commercial has me all riled up like a bad case of static cling. In December USA Today ran this revealing fact: The Pittsburgh Penguins star’s childhood basement was reproduced exactly in Pittsburgh for a Reebok commercial about Crosby shooting pucks into the dryer. However, Crosby, in good fun, conceded afterward that wasn’t exactly how the

