Christmas With Gwar – Watch more Funny Videos This actually isn’t that different from my own Christmas at home. There’s already the breaking of things and the crying babies—just add white tequila and my dad playing “Mississippi Queen” on Rock Band drums on repeat: “JUST ONE MORE TIME, KIDS,” he says. RARERHGHGHHGHGH!
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HPX Day Two: Bloody Wednesday
It’s already at that point in ‘Splode Week 2010 where you start to lose track of what you saw and where you went. I actually had to take a look at my hand and use all the residual stamps and stuff to figure out what happened first next last etc. It’s like a road map […]
Scare tactics: 3 concerts, 3 costumes
GWARw/Lamb of God, Job for a Cowboy</p> Thursday, October 29 at 8pm, Cunard Centre, 961 Marginal Road, $45 adv/$50 door, ticketpro.ca, sonicconcerts.com, 888-311-9090 “Some people see the glass as half-empty, some people see the glass as half-full, I see the glass as broken and being rammed up someone’s butt.” Such is the philosophy of GWAR’s […]
Gwar will cover you in buckets of blood
Last summer I ended up “interviewing” Gwar’s charming manager Sleazy P. Martini on a campus radio station in Toronto. It was a happy circumstance. I asked if he could change one thing about Gwar, what would it be? Martini said he would make them robots so they could work harder without complaining. Gwar are coming […]

