Happy Birthday! ARIES (March 21-April 19) I’m worried about your ability to sneak and fake and dissemble. These skills seem to have atrophied in you. To quote Homer Simpson, “You couldn’t fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine!” Please, Aries, jump back into the game-playing, BS-dispensing […]
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Free Will Astrology
Happy Birthday! Pisces (February 19-March 20) If you were going to launch a career as a rap artist any time soon, I’d suggest that maybe you use the alias Big Try as your stage name. If you were planning to convert to an exotic religious path and get a new spiritual name, I’d recommend something […]