Posted inNews + Opinion

Tar struck

Were those really beads of sweat glistening on Pete Mansbridge’s polished pate last Wednesday? The CBC TV anchor had worked himself into a lather on the eve of a presidential stopover in Ottawa. “What’s at stake when Barack Obama knocks on Stephen Harper’s door?” Mansbridge bellowed. “This meeting is unlike any other in recent memory […]

Posted inNews + Opinion

Buy local by all means

When Barack Obama says “Buy American,” countries that want to sell to America freak out. This week, between Obama signing his $787 billion (US) stimulus plan into law and his trip to Canada, media in our country have talked of little else besides how Buy American provisions of the stimulus might hurt us. But as […]

Posted inNews + Opinion

No local news is bad news

When I was young and easy under the apple boughs, I sang out merrily, “Chase away the blues with the local news.” In those carefree days before internet and email, I frolicked in the cellphone and Blackberry-free air. Dad chased his blues by poring over the gloriously Liberal Chronicle. Our neighbour cheerfully devoured the competing […]

Posted inNews + Opinion

This budget is not stimulating

Last week’s federal budget reminded me of the forlorn tramps in Sam Beckett’s Waiting for Godot, especially when Estragon says to Vladimir, “Don’t let’s do anything. It’s safer.” I’m sure those forlorn federal comedians Steve H. and Jim F. spoke words like those in private, but publicly they’re trying to stay in power by pretending […]

Posted inNews + Opinion

Painful insurance rulings

First the good news: Nova Scotia’s car insurance companies are making bags of money thanks to provincial Tories and Liberals. Now the not-so-good news: Nova Scotia drivers are paying hundreds of millions too much for coverage that sucks. Just ask Melissa Gionet. After her car got sideswiped in December 2003, Gionet suffered a banged-up knee […]

Posted inNews + Opinion

Bush whacked

George WTF Bush spent the last few weeks of his failed presidency on a public relations campaign, trying to paint his time in America’s highest office as something other than a failed presidency. His main tactic was to portray himself as a war president—the tireless leader of a nation dragged into battle by the September […]

Posted inNews + Opinion

War crimes

About 150 demonstrators gathered at the foot of the Robbie Burns statue in downtown Halifax last Saturday to protest against the Israeli slaughter of hundreds of Palestinians in Gaza. “I know it’s a cold day,” Ismail Zayid, a retired Dal professor told the shivering crowd, “but there are people in Gaza being subjected to bombardment […]

Posted inNews + Opinion

Loonie bar scene

Haligonians don’t have a drinking problem. We drink, we get drunk, we fall down. No problem! Oh, and we go a little crazy for cheap drinks. We sometimes have bar brawls. We’ve been known to get a little bit horny, melancholy, belligerent and/or delusional about our hotness when we’ve had a few. And we tend […]

Posted inNews + Opinion

Year of the shoe

Time to bid farewell to 2008, Year of the Flying Shoe. “This is a gift from the Iraqis; this is the farewell kiss, you dog!” Iraqi TV reporter, Muntader al-Zaidi shouted at George W. Bush during a recent Baghdad news conference. He then hurled a shoe that narrowly missed the US president’s noggin. Bush was […]

Posted inNews + Opinion

Telling tales

At last, The Coast’s annual fiction issue, a chance to analyze news, that breezy blend of fact and fiction that is a literary form all on its own. OK, maybe the word “literary” is a bit fancy. After all, news prose is studded with cliches, stock phrases and stale figures of speech. “Northern Saskatchewan villages […]

Posted inNews + Opinion

Iggy pops up

Oh my god, here comes Iggy. The beetle-browed brainiac suddenly had the Liberal leadership crown plunked on his pointy head last week. Now it’s official. Michael Ignatieff is prime-minister-in-waiting. Yes, Ignatieff, champion of American Empire, cheerleader for Bush’s invasion of Iraq, booster of the war in Afghanistan and, although he denies it, intellectual justifier of […]

Posted inNews + Opinion

Shopped to death

The New York Times described Jdimytai Damour as “a gentle giant…known to his friends as Jimbo, or Jdidread because of his dreadlocks.” He loved to talk about movies, Japanese anime and politics. The 34-year-old temporary maintenance worker at a Long Island Wal-Mart was trampled to death last month by rampaging shoppers rushing to get bargains […]

Gift this article