cat impression time! Mraraownznz! A week after we posted that Lil’ Kim was coming to Alderney Landing (I’m too lazy to link – just scroll down like, one entry and you’ll find the original post) we got an email saying the event is canceled. I did some hard-hitting journalistic research and checked her Myspace page for more info (her website address doesn’t go to anything) but all I found out is that she calls herself “Mrs. G.O.A.T.” and then there’s a bunch of Dancing With the Stars videos. Then I got hungry and stopped caring. Tickets can be refunded wherever

