ain’t no future

This afternoon we received an email from the Royal Nova Scotia International Tattoo, who are “disappointed that the subject of Her Majesty’s potential visit to the show became public knowledge before all issues could be resolved.” Apparently there have been some royal-sized rumours about why the queen won’t be attending the Tattoo during her visit this summer: It was going to be difficult for Beth to get up on the stage because of the theatrical presentation risers they use, which can be dangerous if you haven’t rehearsed with them under all the lights, etc. Not because she’s old, as