I could never tell you. You have a girlfriend and you’re much younger. You are everything I think a man should be. Gentle and kind, quiet and mild mannered, yet witty and sometimes you utter the funniest, sauciest things. Practical and extremely sexy being so. I love the way you roll your t-shirt sleeves over your cigarette pack in the summer, like a greaser. So many guys try too hard to look like you, be like you. You’re just awesome and your little girlfriend is lucky. —Mousey woman
This article appears in May 25-31, 2017.
Yeah, lung cancer and COPD are really sexy, as is the smell of stale cigarette smoke and the hack, hack, hack, phlegm ball routine every morning. Shake your head woman.