Fuck you to the asshole who left his slimy used condom for my kids to find in the Common playground. They used it as a bag to carry small rocks and hid it in their pocket since they know they are not allowed to pick up trash. Their fun time was over—and they’d been having a great time, getting along, getting exercise and fresh air—came to an abrupt end when I freaked the fuck out and brought them home for an immediate bath. What have they been exposed to? You and your partner are useless scum. I hope you both suffer a lifetime performance related humiliation and sexual dysfunction. —Mel R.
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Welcome to the shitty city, just be thankful it wasn’t dirty needles or a crack pipe.
Also, if your head wasn’t jammed in your smartphone, and you actually paid attention to your children this kind of thing might have been avoided.
What have they been exposed to? Some harmless bacteria probably, but nothing else. You may want to learn more about the transmission of STIs so that when the kids are older, they’ll have the correct information and not worry about picking up a used condom.
Why drag this parent over their valid bitch? I don’t want playgrounds covered in used condoms either. It doesn’t seem like too big an ask. There are trash cans around, whoever did that is an asshole.
I’ve never once seen a playground “covered in condoms” COASTTOAST.. such ridiculous exaggerations are silly & useless
& Dear OP,
Sooooo.. you not carefully watching your children who misbehaved by ignoring your rule about “picking up trash” (in this case a potentially particularly dangerous object you for some reason haven’t taught them about yet, presumably) led to them finding, touching, picking up & playing with a used condom & your reaction is to wish “suffering a lifetime performance related humiliation & sexual disfunction”?? on others.. wow.. that’s a really shitty & immature attitude & reaction.. we adults know condoms are gonna be out there on the ground sometimes & we therefore have a responsibility to our kids.. maybe taking a look around & paying attention & teaching your children is what you outta focus on?
Ahhh WesLee, that is what you call hyperbole my dear. My point was to not shame a parent for their child picking something up when it is impossible to monitor every second of a busy child’s life. Parenthood is tough. What happened is gross but it was not OPs fault, however people such as yourself jumping on that bandwagon are ridiculous, silly and useless. x
OP get off your smartphone and watch your kids.
” jumping on the bandwagon” HA!!.. ” ridiculous silly and useless” HAHA!!!
Weak shit ‘COASTTOAST.. .. also, your comment is both rude, wrong & useless.. nothing taught except your immaturity revealed
@coasttoast
Yes, I understand “hyperbole”.. what I also understand is neither you nor I have ever seen a playground anywhere near “covered in condoms”, so again such a statement it’s ridiculous & not useful
You actually use “my dear”, to strangers online??, ugh
Yes “parenting is tough”, as a parent I’m aware of that
What happened “is gross” but who is “at fault” is a question you don’t know the answer to
“People like you”??.. you don’t know shit bitch
Maybe his partner couldn’t find the trashcan in the dark when he handed it to her?
@WesLee “as a parent I am aware of that.” This is the most disturbing revelation in this whole thread, you as a parent.