You’ve had a long, rough day. Why not reward your self with a seat? Why spend that extra energy on a squat, when you can so easily sit? I do it! But let me tell you if I sit on one more piss covered toilet seat I will scream. The squatters are only trying to avoid the mess THEY’RE making SO STOP. SIT. DOWN. BUTT CHEEKS AREN’T DIRTY. —It Gives Me a Rash
This article appears in Nov 16-22, 2017.


You don’t check the seat for pee before sitting!!??