To the guy who was shirtless with camo shorts: You truly are a heartthrob! Sorry if I made it awkward as I shyly smiled and our eyes met as I was going by, and if from a distance I was checking you out. Your good mood and all things hunky made me smile bashfully. Make sure you use sunblock—studs shouldn’t get burned.
—Malh
This article appears in Jul 12-18, 2018.