It’s Canada Day, let’s celebrate! Oh wait…the liquor stores and weed dispensaries are all closed! Let’s put on a tacky red hat, twiddle our thumbs and be bored as fuck all day. PAAAR-TAAAY!!!
—Holidays, Y U always suck?
This article appears in Jun 28 – Jul 4, 2018.


Not much of a planner, are you?
how about you realize that giving the general working population a day off is important, and instead plan ahead by ONE SINGLE DAY. WOW.