To the very handsome and friendly firefighter (white uniform) whom I was chatting with in line at Superstore late morning on a Tuesday: I am sure you have a lovely wife. On the off chance that you do not, I am very single. If I missed an opportunity, maybe the universe will find a way for us to meet again?
—I Love A Man In Uniform
This article appears in Oct 31 – Nov 6, 2019.
Yo, “Love the way we cringe” Op: Do you count this one as creepy?