I’m trying to find a job and I’m finding it really annoying that every fucking place makes you sign up to their web site and basically recreate your entire fucking resume on their site. Why can’t these idiot employers just allow you to upload a resume? I already wrote a resume and an entire cover letter specifically for you. Quit expecting several hours of our time to deconstruct our whole resume, coping and pasting each job and course we’ve ever taken and each reference. It’s all on my fucking resume! You are the type of moronic assholes I would never want to work for. When I see this shit, I leave your site and don’t bother applying to your shitty job. You are fucking stupid! You think people got all day for this crap? I’ve done it all before and you waste hours and they don’t even call you for an interview! GFY! —You wasted my time for the last time
This article appears in May 11-17, 2017.


Yes, I agree it’s very annoying. I had the same grievance when I was unemployed. Open a word document with all the info. CTRL+C copies CTRL +V pastes. This will save you some time. Also — would you rather have to type everything out from the comfort of you home or trek around the city handing out resume’s and filling out applications by hand?
Oh the effort of applying for a job!
With your complaints about how much work it is just to apply for the job, I can’t wait to hire you and hear you complain in person about how much work the actual job is.
All the expectations without the investment of effort, good luck.