Grind dude: “Hey! I saw you at the gym. I’d really like to fuck your ass but am not into your face. You cool if I hid your face and fuck you?”

Hmm…

—Unfuckableface

This article appears in Nov 8-14, 2018.

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  3. Hey SEXY GIRL, why are these two guys sickos; do you mean because they’re gay?

    Hey THE COAST, do you agree with SEXY GIRL’s assessment and therefore permitted this comment?

    Hey DICTIONARY, what the hell is “siphilis”?

    Hey WORLD, did you know that gay guys use Grindr to meet up for casual sex, and that we enjoy doing it?

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