To the asshole who smashed the rear passenger window out of my ’07 Sonata and stole my bag a few weeks ago, on Cambridge Street: I hope you enjoyed my clothes and toiletries and that it was worth your legal risk and my inconvenience. I understand when times are rough…I was driving an ’07 Sonata, after all…but that was a seriously douchey move. I drove four hours to visit someone important to me, under some already depressing circumstances, and woke up the next morning to that. I had to drop money on new clothes and other essentials so I could stay a few days like I planned. Next time rob a nice car for your thrills and/or drug money. They probably have theft coverage and can afford it anyway. —Toothbrush-less In Halifax
This article appears in Mar 22-28, 2018.
Nah stay away from my nice car and just stick with the shit cars. Their stuff is probably worthless anyways.