I‘d like to know what clinical moron invented the standard bathtub, which is a completely subpar invention for anyone above four feet tall who wasn’t born with a super-bendy gooseneck. Poured myself a hot bath to nurse my raging PMS cramps, but my knees, tits and most importantly my gut sticks out a foot above the surface of the water. Nothing soothing about pretzelling your limbs into a porcelain coffin built for a child, your head jerked at an uncomfortable right angle, throat folded nearly in half, like a kink in a garden hose to cut off your breath. With today’s technology churning out new iPhone after new iPhone, why can’t someone reinvent something necessary and worthwhile for once? Like bathtubs, because they fucking SUCK! — Hell Above High Water
This article appears in Jan 23-29, 2020.
Why don’t you take your complaint and turn it into a solution? Be the one who re-invents the bathtub! You can do it! Then laugh all they way to the bank. Cha ching!!
That’s why it’s my dream to have a stand alone bathtub that’s like 3 or 4 feet deep and 5 or so feet long.
Japan had the best tubs. I had a bathtub that had a built in heater to keep the water hot where I could soak up to my neck.