I like you so much. But I’m so incredibly scared to tell you because I don’t think you feel the same. Instead, I’ll keep low-key flirting with you, tell myself I don’t like you that much, suppress all these feelings and probably die alone—while still laughing at your jokes.
—Your partner in art and crime
This article appears in May 23-29, 2019.


Life is too short. Take the chance.