Lover

I lurve the new site. As a Haligonian, who lives in Calgary temporarily and also just helped launch a newspaper site, I couldn’t be more fucking proud of my hometown. Rock on, Halifax. Unlike Ralph Klein, someone in the West love you. mmmbutter

Ohhh the way you chug along the harbor! Little pucks with towers, pushing your way through from shore to shore! I love our ferries! From my rubber room with a view, I see you, heading to where your going, with people all a floating! I LOVE YOU!!!!! Merry me!

You rock my world, polar bear. Thanks for keeping me warm. Lover: Heat-Seeking Spider Monkey