Show up to my house empty handed again and you will be asked to leave. If you aren’t taking me out on a date, you can at least bring wine. And if you expect another blowjob without eating my pussy, that will be the last time you get sex from me. Last chance, fucker!
—All women

This article appears in Apr 18-24, 2019.

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  2. I always cooked for my dates, gave them wine and sent them home with a big grin 🙂
    You’re clearly not dating the right people 🙂

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