You were on the bus heading to Dartmouth and picked up a glove another lady dropped. I thought you were cute but I’m shy and didn’t chat. Also, is hitting on people on buses a thing? I don’t know, but I hope to see you commuting again!
—Lady in knitwear
This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2018.


Buses dont allow dogs, so a lot of kind bearded men travelling to Dartmouth find other means of transportation most of the time.
Hope you find that sexy mountain man 😉
P.S. Dont forget to wear big glasses with thick rims along with your knitwear, it really helps you to get noticed, speaking from experience.